sexting meme

[waitingforsin]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[guiltier]

you would lose

[teenyoda]

Would I REALLY, tho? Naked mud wrestling? With you? That's losing?

[guiltier]

where would we get the mud

[teenyoda]

From the ground?

[guiltier]

so you want outside sex

[ that's all she's getting from this... ]

[teenyoda]

Malia, I want all kinds of sex. Lots of sex. All the sex. In every place imaginable. With you.

[guiltier]

every place

like school

[teenyoda]

Not in the cafeteria in front of the school

[guiltier]

i told you i know. not the cafeteria

[teenyoda]

That's right. No one gets to see you naked but me. Or touch you. Or do dirty things to you. I'm going to get a stamp with 'Property of Stiles' and put it on your butt every day.

[guiltier]

my butt is mine

[ she would totes put a 'property of malia' stamp on his, though. matching literal tramp stamps! ]

would you bite someone's leg if they touched me

[teenyoda]

Depends on who touched you and how. I'd take a baseball bat to someone if they hurt you. I'd kick them in the junk if they tried to get in your pants.

[guiltier]

ok

you can't stamp anything on my butt but i like when people know we're together

i like when you smell like me or call me your girlfriend

is that ok

[teenyoda]

I like when I smell like you, too.

Yeah, that's okay. Is it okay if I give the stink eye to any guy ogling your butt?

[guiltier]

[ insert heart eyes emoji here. ]

kira taught me how to do that

and yeah

i want everyone to know that i'm yours and you're mine

[teenyoda]

[Pff. Malia.]

What else has Kira been teaching you?

[guiltier]

pillow fights and how to kiss

[ she can do the sarcasm thing, too. proud?? ]

[teenyoda]

...

Why was I not shown this?

[guiltier]

oh

i forgot to write j/k

[teenyoda]

That was highly unfair.