The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS (
thememesock) wrote in
bakerstreet2012-01-17 06:50 pm
The Awkward Sex Meme
The Awkward Sex Meme

Sex is weird. You do what with that? And it goes where? Oh god, right there, right - ohgodnonotthere! Did you just - no, no, it's fine. Whatever. I'm tired anyway. You want to have sex WHERE?!
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I. LOCATION!
1. The Beach!
Sounds great, right? There was that whole romantic thing in the movies and DEAR FUCKING GOD THERE'S SOMETHING CRAWLING ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
2. The Pool/Ocean/Shower!
This is a great idea, right? Absolutely nothing could go wrong! Wait, what do you mean water washes away lubrication? God, I hope we don't drown/fall and crack our skulls open.
1. On Random Furniture!
Um. Um. Honey? I think it's great that you have that whole 'I absolutely need you right now' thing going, but I am not having sex on my grandfather's hand-carved table.
4. The Bathrooms!
Oh. Oh god. What is that smell? I think I'm going to throw up.
5. The Car!
Honey, you remembered to put the parking break on, right? Move over, I have a seat belt buckle in my back.
6. The Movie Theater!
Gdi, that guy's doing a walkthrough again. What the hell does he think we're doing in here- oh.
7. The Great Outdoors!
I'm sorry, I didn't invite that squirrel to this party. Oh man, I'm getting bug bites places I didn't even know I had.
8. In An Airplane!
Augh augh augh we're going to crash and die! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Oh man, I think I'm stuck. DAMN THESE TINY BATHROOMS.
9. WHERE AM I?!
DIY space! Pick another number or make up your own!
II. OOPS?
1. Injury!
Darling? Sweetie? Honey? I swear I didn't mean to slam you into the wall like that. Talk to me?
2. Timing!
....Uh. Look, if you give me a little while, I'm sure I can get it up again - can I give you a massage or something in the meantime?
3. Interruption!
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL IS CALLING WHEN I AM FINALLY GETTING SOME - hi, Mom!
4. Awkward Bodily Functions!
...That totally wasn't what it sounded like. Honest!
5. Calling Out the Wrong Name!
Yeah, you're screwed. Just leave now while you still have your limbs.
6. Failed Experimentation!
Hey, honey? Honey? This really isn't working for me. I'm really sorry.
7. Just Plain Fail!
Where did I put the keys to those handcuffs?
8. Oh Shit!
DIY space! I have no idea what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good. Pick another number or make up your own!
III. OBSTACLES!
1. Stress!
It's not you, honey, it's just that I've got a lot on my mind. Maybe we could try this a different way?
2. Preparation, Preparation, Preparation!
Fuck, where did the condoms go? Have you seen the lube? I swear they were around here somewhere!
3. Inexperience!
Do you like it like this? How about like this? Okay, what if I do - okay, no, not that. How about -
4. Location!
Your cousin just HAD to show up and need a place to crash today. IF WE DO NOT FIND SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO EXPLODE!
5. Mood-Killer!
I just feel like that picture of your mom is staring at me. :|
6. Surprise!
Hey. You didn't have that cut before. No, I want you to tell me what happened! Did you always have that birthmark? Holy shit! Where did you get THAT scar?
7. How The Hell Do I Say This?!
Hey, honey, you know that thing you do that you think is really sexy and stuff? ...Could you not do it this time?
8. Aww, I'm Sorry, Baby!
DIY space! Pick another number or make up your own!

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[The response is meant to be simple, but he surprises himself with the way the word catches in his throat. Molly's lips at his neck again, combined with the increased skin-on-skin contact, is having an effect on his body he's never truly experienced before. Not to this extent, at any rate.]
whoops late tag is late
No worries!
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[He doesn't like not being good at anything, and this is no exception.]
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Yet. I mean whoops mun commenting away. She frowns a little. She just wants to enjoy this with him, but he's making things a tad bit difficult. She tilts her head at him]...Kiss me.
The way I just did you. Kiss me.
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Go a little more to the left?
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Moving his lips to the left, he's now thinking in terms of investigation, looking for the areas of Molly's skin that are the most sensitive to his lips.]
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[With assistance, the clasp is undone, and the material falls from Molly's breasts. Remembering to think of this as just another science experiment, Sherlock's fingers move to touch, feather light, the exposed skin.]
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Not good?
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lol I feel like I lost the whole drunk aspect somewhere along the way...
IDEK they sobered up quick? LOL
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LOL so awkward <.<
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