THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

[mechromantic]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is unacceptable as a place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required.

Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

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[poetic_justice]

[Enzo tossed his phone aside after the texts finally became boring. It amused him, Damon avoiding him by texting him drunkenly from the parking lot down below the motel.

He did not bother to do much more than slip his jacket on and lock the door as he headed down to the car they were using.

He could see Damon's dark hair from here. It was a battle inside of Enzo, love, pain, guilt they all mixed in and for a moment he just stood there at a distance watching the other in the car.

Finally he swallowed it all, as much as he could and walked to the vehicle.

Enzo leaned over with an upward turn of his lips into a smirk and knocked on the window.]

[predatoryspecies]

[When Enzo appears at the window Damon almost can't actually believe the other vampire came down. He drains off his bottle with a look that almost leans towards annoyance and calls out loudly to the other man.] I'm staying in here you know?

[Because he thought he would, stay there that is. That maybe if he said it out loud Enzo would believe him and he wouldn't go on making mistakes in regards to his best friend.] No wooing or arrogance necessary! [Because if Enzo had his humanity off, it meant nothing to him and that was something Damon was hoping to avoid, maybe...]