bakerstreet | THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

Just share the damn bed with me.

For whatever reason, the floor is unacceptable as a place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required.

Just share the damn bed already.

Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

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[Dean pulls himself into a proper seated position, groaning as he does so.] Cas... are you... okay? [He's holding his head up with a hand as he tries to look at the angel.]

Y'can't exactly just wait there.

Edited 2014-07-28 23:04 (UTC)

[Can't wait here? Why can't he wait here? Frankly, he doesn't see what Dean could do to stop him from waiting here if he wants to.]

I'm fine.

[Which is a lie, but he doesn't feel like talking about his troubles.]

Why not?

[Dean reaches out, squeezing Castiel's leg in some gesture of solidarity but also giving up.]

Okay buddy, you wait there all night if you feel like it. [Because really he wasn't going to get much sense out of the situation either way.]

Now 'm either gonna sleep or sit here with you, an' unless you got some kinda hidden flask of angel booze, sittin' here ain't exactly gonna be fun.

I didn't say you had to sit with me.

[But somehow, that little physical gesture makes him feel a tiny bit better. Soothes some of his misplaced anger, at the very least.]

Do you want me to try to sleep with you?

[He doesn't sleep, but maybe he could try. Or at least lie down there instead of sitting.]

[Dean sputters out some laughter.]

Really Cas? Y'wanna try sleep with me when only one of us is drunk? You're a brave man.

Are you dangerous in bed?

[Because really, he thinks he can handle himself against a human, even Dean Winchester.]

[Another choked off laugh.]

Uh Cas, I was kinda makin' a joke... no danger here.

THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

OMG sorry, I lost this notif somehow and only just saw the actual comment!

It's okay, it happens!

:)

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