its the freakin' weekend

[shinysocks]


you know the drill.

Comments

[herpetology]

YOU KNOW WE HANDLE VERY VOLATILE SUBSTANCES

[postulation]

BANANAS ARE NOT VOLATILE SUBSTANCES.

[herpetology]

APPARENTLY THEY ARE

[postulation]

THEY ARE FRUIT. WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO SET THEM ON FIRE.

[herpetology]

This is the gayest thing I'll say all day but I JUST WANTED A WARM BANANA OKAY

[postulation]

[ How, on God's green earth, is it possible you have six doctorates? ]

1) You are an idiot.

2) That is not the gayest thing you have said on ANY day.

[herpetology]

[ Still more than you ]

You would know wouldn't you

[postulation]

[ Quantity =\= quality tyvm. ]

Only because you feel the need to tell me what you're going to do like every Bond villain.

[herpetology]

[ 1/2 ] No Dr Gottlieb I expect you to die

[ 2/2 ] You would be the worst James Bond in existence even with the accent

[postulation]

Oh, how dreadful. How shall I ever pick up the pieces of my shattered dreams and go on with my life?

[herpetology]

You're such a buzzkill. Seriously you CAN do something other than work. Trust me. It's possible.

[postulation]

Of course it's possible, Newton. I just prefer to work.

[herpetology]

All work and no play eventually turns that cane into an axe

[postulation]

Considering I can't walk without it, I doubt I am an immediate danger to anyone.