palebee: i'm trying hagrid's look (cousin it)

[personal profile] palebee 2014-05-25 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Can't be a cathedral, has to be an ivory tower; more in keeping with theme. It'll be a joint affair. Mourners can scour the jumble sales for all the best fake silver to lay at your grave.

Who are we inviting?
ffuckoff: [welp] (we assumed you were a serial killer)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-05-25 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
that sounds like a dig but i deserve it

my family isnt here so u can just bring ur cult of personality
palebee: i'll die for this stupid fucking meme (o rly)

[personal profile] palebee 2014-05-28 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Six feet of digging, Miss Gallagher. But no one puts out real sterling in a churchyard, it'd be gone within the hour. Only pharaohs and utter ponces are buried with their wealth.

(Naturally, I expect mine in full.)

Cult of personality, flock of hungry pigeons: synonyms. Perhaps we can cover that in class.
Edited 2014-05-28 08:13 (UTC)
ffuckoff: [welp] [joke] [annoyed] (she has really thin lips.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-05-28 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
thats why im going 4 the mountains. ill b buried with my 1000s of $$$$s of credit card debit

mmmmmm pretty sure thats a metaphor teach