bakerstreet | its the freakin' weekend


you know the drill.

When you steal something expensive, flashy and probably incredibly noisy.

i'll try to make sure the firework rigged alarm doesn't go off when i take it

Try to make sure you have a job for your own bail, too.

thanks for the support, bro
i can really feel the love

If you don't want me to worry and give sound advice, don't text me with terrible plans.

if it was a terrible plan, i wouldn't be riding off in to the night on a stolen bike like i am now

[ IN CONCLUSION

haters gonna hate ]

I'm going to pretend I don't know about this.

yes, because i'm sure the cops are going to throw up road blocks over this
you'll wear something decent for my hanging, right?

You can't make me feel like a bad person for worrying about you.

[It's part of the job description, really.]

[ GDI YOU'RE MAKING ALEX FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON NOW ]

i wouldn't dare
but i will make you feel like a bad person for being a killjoy

Not sure that's going to work.

aw really? after twenty years, i thought i was finally making some progress

Twenty years of being a killjoy keeping me and you alive.

good call. i think seeing you not being a killjoy would kill me

[This slight delay in response isn't to fight back a smile. Because Alex is in trouble, not funny.

Clearly.]

Just looking out for you.