1. So I don't remember this but these forms say I adopted 5 kittens, 3 puppies, and a bunny yesterday and I think I hear them in the bathroom.
Please tell me you have some insight
2. I'm not going to play doctor with you over text okay? Either you have a serious injury and I'll come over or you're messing with me
3. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to... go out with me... I MEAN IT CAN JUST BE A CASUAL THING REALLY it doesn't have to be a date date you know
Really! This is the first I've heard of these rules! In fact, I didn't even know we could have pets here! Pretty cool, right? I bet you'd like the bunny..!
[Figures he'd immediately get himself in trouble and not even remember how or why]
Wait, why?! Hold on a second! The NPCs aren't going to help me find Aiko and Snowflake and Dapples, and they're especially not going to do anything but embarrass tiny Hoshi.
[Oh god why does he remember the names but not why he has these animals.]
Yuzuru Otonashi || Angel Beats || OTA
Please tell me you have some insight
2. I'm not going to play doctor with you over text okay? Either you have a serious injury and I'll come over or you're messing with me
3. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to... go out with me... I MEAN IT CAN JUST BE A CASUAL THING REALLY it doesn't have to be a date date you know
4. Text him!!
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[Figures he'd immediately get himself in trouble and not even remember how or why]
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hold on a second
[About three minutes later, another one comes in:]
this tuxedo girl. Yeah! She's very talkative!
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I mean I sure did. The amount of baby animals in my bathroom isn't equal to the amount of adoption forms I apparently have!
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[Oh god why does he remember the names but not why he has these animals.]
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I'm almost sure there was no alcohol involved
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[So he's a pet owner and possibly a huge lightweight, yep.]
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(No, she doesn't.)
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If I try to find out for you, can I put up fliers? Would you help me look for my animals?
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There's one problem with that.
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[What a winner he is.]
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Can't I just stick one on my back or something when I go looking? I'm not using school space, I'll just look like an idiot.