bakerstreet | its the freakin' weekend


you know the drill.

Just don't get caught? Hey, you know, it's only illegal if you get caught.

it's only illegal if they arrest you

Exactly. Wait. Wasn't that my point?

i was thinking the "in the back of their police cruiser in handcuffs" kind of caught
which is what arrested means

I'd break you out. No biggie. I do that now.

i can handle myself

[ the same amount of damage and the same amount of fire would happen. just no smug asshole acting smug. ]

Is this the part where I should be hurt?

[ Yeah. He's an asshole but hey, at least those text messages are coming in at like half a second later.]

no this is the part where i don't care

[ so he's a speedy asshole? ]

I'd say Vietnam changed you. But I think you were always this grumpy

[ Peter Maximoff. Speedy Asshole.]

were you always this quick-thinking or did that come with the powers?

[ like father, like son ]