ᴊᴜɴᴋᴏ ᴇɴᴏsʜɪᴍᴀ (
dispairages) wrote in
bakerstreet2014-05-22 10:02 am
Be the parents

The Parenting Meme
HOW IT WORKS:
➔ Post with your characters, one per comment please.
➔ Others tag your muse with a number choice. Either use the RNG or pick whichever you like. For optimum fun, be adventurous! Throw random characters at each other and see what fun shenanigans you can get up to.
➔ Congratulations! Now you're parents. Hopefully you won't screw this up too much.
➔ Have fun!
01. You’ve just gotten the news, you’re pregnant. Time to tell your spouse. OR You’ve just gotten the news, you’re approved for adoption! Time to tell your spouse.
02. Oh my God, you’re in labor! OR Oh my God, time to meet your adoption prospect.
03. It’s the first night home with your new baby. Good luck.
04. Now you know why they call it the terrible twos. How are you and your spouse coping?
05. It’s your little one’s first day of school. You and your spouse are seeing them off.
06. Sitting in the stands for your kid’s big sports game. You two cheer as loud as you can!
07. The only thing worse than a two-year-old is a teenager. Time to discuss what's an appropriate punishment.
08. Hopefully you’ve got fresh batteries in your camera for prom pictures. Maybe your spouse remembered.
09. Your kid is off to college. You can’t believe the number of boxes you’ve got to fit in your car and carry to their dorm.
10. You’re older, wiser and probably going to cry at your kid's wedding. At least you two still have each other.

Karen Donahue | OC
Because clearly this is a good idea?
Oh wow the tremendous labor pains.
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Xi Zhaojun | Original Character | OTA
/rolls in from the deeeEEEeeep
how do you happy i don't
/waves from the deeeepths
Let me know if this works~
It does! <3 All the hugs for you, friend. All the surprise hugs! /also surprise attack by mattie
/blindsided but buried in hugs
/dogpiled in it even
/rolls in it and with and all around about it
/even after what i did with that narnia au (◡‿◡✿)
/as you can see we are a matched pair /bb let me hold yo flowah while you make it worse \(^‿^)/✿
/it is done friend (ʘ‿ʘ )
/r-returns flower through the hysterical tears
/p-points to possible margaret for future au happy stuff??
h-how does that fix anything ; ;
we can have a happy au where it is sunshine and rainbows and no paaaaaain
and where Zhaojun didn't leave the bb Chives alone in his fragile-ness.
yesssss that will happen especially oh my gosh [1/2]
[2/2] she left a bit to get married, establish herself in italy but constantly visits? like always
and Chives gets to raise the tiny bb lots :<
yes maybe even bbs because this is happyland
the real question is what nickname they'll have for him
(Anonymous) - 2014-05-29 15:54 (UTC) - Expandhe's 'Uncle Declán' or he's nothing. :|
I SWEAR I WAS IN AN ACCOUNT WHEN DID THAT
shh and back into my arms <3
yes / o / also i have margaret and now maeryn up i don't know what's going on
/heavy breathing and clawing for the childrens
friend are you anywhere are you let me toss them at youuuu
do you want me in a meme or sws i will be there so fast
anywhere anytime i have margaret at the ready ; w ;
come be here it is my favourite meme (Mac's in there too somewhere)
eeeeeek! getting in there right now!
\o/ ♥
wow excuse you that gifcon should be illegal. it stole my heart.
he's secretly the cutest cutiepie shh don't tell.
no she will tell him in her own cryptic fashion. :| <3
dorks <3
they deserve to be with their lives /o\
they deserve only the best things ; ;
THEY REALLY DO AND WE'RE GONNA DO OUR BEST
Dr Lenore H McCoy/(Rule!63)Bones | Star Trek : TAS
Fancy a Jim?
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Rolled a 4. Guess they have a 4 year old and a newly 2 year old lol
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Gavin LeMare | OC
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Isaac | Teen Wolf | M/M preferred
Edward Nygma | DCU [Preboot]
Red Hood | Batman: The Brave & The Bold - Earth 3
Damian Wayne | DC Comics - Earth Prime (alt world shenanigans for #5!)
At least, not from the school. In his home world, his father had plenty to say on the subject of Damian attending school, worried about his ability to submit to authority and cooperate with his peers, that he'd be too bored by subject matter he's long since learned - and knows better than the teachers themselves. That there would be an incident.
Things are different, living in Earth 3. His guardian (though Damian needs no guarding) suggested that he, perhaps, might enjoy this chance.
He scoffed at that, denied any interest in such an exchange, but now, somehow, here he is.
If he is honest with himself, staring at the older students milling through the open gates from where he's standing stiffly next to the car, fingers tight around the straps of his backpack. he is, unexpectedly, terrified.]
Like sheep. [Disdain and arrogance - his fall-back.] Are you sure it's not too late [early, really] to patrol instead?
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Croach the Tracker | Thrilling Adventure Hour | OTA
Danny Williams | Hawaii Five-0 | OTA
ok let's do this. rng said 4.
When Danny comes home, he's chasing after one muddy child to get him in the bathtub to wash off, while the other is making a mess out of the bathroom. ] Hey, don't run around like that..!
yes, perf, fictional tiny children are the best.
double trouble, but are their names jessie and james
omfg idk if you were joking, but i don't care, those are their names now, you can't stop me
lmao you enabler. beautiful
Chelsea "Chess" Nox {} OUAT: OC {} OTA
Charlotte Clarke | Revenge | OTA
Mohinder Suresh || Heroes || OTA
selma ježková ( dancer in the dark )
steve rogers ( mcu. )
Maka Albarn || Soul Eater || Het
Jo Harvelle || Supernatural || OTA (M/F ships)
Tinker Bell || Once Upon a Time || OTA (M/F)
Riza Hawkeye || Fullmetal Alchemist || OTA (M/F)
Kyouya Ootori | Ouran High School Host Club | OTA
Mai | ATLA | OTA
Tsukimi Kurashita | Princess Jellyfish | OTA
bucky barnes ≈ mcu
Rip van Winkle | Hellsing | OTA
3... kinda. Best/worst sitcom ever.
ownerparent of +1, potentially traumatized for life two year old girl, courtesy of none other than your platonic life partner: Sir Integra Hellsing. She couldn't help but feel for the poor child. Her parents, after all, were brutally murdered in a series of recent vampiric outbreaks.Because, y'know, the way to counterattack that is to give the child an upbringing in the institution of their annihilation. Great thinking there, Teggy.
Integra, at least, seems to have some idea how to properly care for a child. She can be found in one of the endless rooms of the Hellsing manor, braiding the girl's hair.]
<3
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Makino/One Piece/ OTA