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ᴊᴜɴᴋᴏ ᴇɴᴏsʜɪᴍᴀ ([personal profile] dispairages) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-05-22 10:02 am

Be the parents


The Parenting Meme

HOW IT WORKS:
Post with your characters, one per comment please.
Others tag your muse with a number choice. Either use the RNG or pick whichever you like. For optimum fun, be adventurous! Throw random characters at each other and see what fun shenanigans you can get up to.
Congratulations! Now you're parents. Hopefully you won't screw this up too much.
Have fun!

01.
You’ve just gotten the news, you’re pregnant. Time to tell your spouse. OR You’ve just gotten the news, you’re approved for adoption! Time to tell your spouse.
02. Oh my God, you’re in labor! OR Oh my God, time to meet your adoption prospect.
03. It’s the first night home with your new baby. Good luck.
04. Now you know why they call it the terrible twos. How are you and your spouse coping?
05. It’s your little one’s first day of school. You and your spouse are seeing them off.
06. Sitting in the stands for your kid’s big sports game. You two cheer as loud as you can!
07. The only thing worse than a two-year-old is a teenager. Time to discuss what's an appropriate punishment.
08. Hopefully you’ve got fresh batteries in your camera for prom pictures. Maybe your spouse remembered.
09. Your kid is off to college. You can’t believe the number of boxes you’ve got to fit in your car and carry to their dorm.
10. You’re older, wiser and probably going to cry at your kid's wedding. At least you two still have each other.
secondshift: (At home)

Karen Donahue | OC

[personal profile] secondshift 2014-05-22 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has an eight-year-old already, and she's also been considering a second child. So parenting is kind of a huge part of Karen's life. I'm okay with the kid being her pre-existing one or, if CR is assumed, it being a whole new one.]
eyeontheball: (Default)

Because clearly this is a good idea?

[personal profile] eyeontheball 2014-05-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Everything had been a whirlwind at least in Will's head. A very good one mind you. They had gotten married and were both surprised when Karen ended up pregnant. Though they were both thrilled and that only doubled as well as became a little scary when she ended up having twins. Two perfect little babies; a boy and a little girl. Taking them home was a little nuts that first night. He let Karen sleep and went to tend to the bundles. He sat rocking them both, because Will's timing? Yes once he walked in the other started as well.

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retributior: (008. ✖ so it's time.)

Xi Zhaojun | Original Character | OTA

[personal profile] retributior 2014-05-22 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: in her history she already has a daughter so is up to also deal with sibling rivalries. not the best mother in the world but will do her best to raise their child properly.]
Edited 2014-05-22 17:01 (UTC)
piqued: (Default)

/rolls in from the deeeEEEeeep

[personal profile] piqued 2014-05-23 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
ooc; um but so i rolled a 3 um but so when and where and how. her staying with her and _'s baby and declan getting to be a proud uncle? that one universe where they said 'fuck everyone' and got married and both their families were scandalized forever?

how do you happy i don't

/waves from the deeeepths

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Let me know if this works~

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/blindsided but buried in hugs

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/dogpiled in it even

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/it is done friend (ʘ‿ʘ )

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h-how does that fix anything ; ;

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the real question is what nickname they'll have for him

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shh and back into my arms <3

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\o/ ♥

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dorks <3

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loves_hypoing_jim: (Default)

Dr Lenore H McCoy/(Rule!63)Bones | Star Trek : TAS

[personal profile] loves_hypoing_jim 2014-05-22 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: She already has a four-year-old little girl with her ex-husband, she tries to be there for her as much as possible but it's hard when you're the CMO on a Starship.]
medbays_most_wanted: (Default)

Fancy a Jim?

[personal profile] medbays_most_wanted 2014-05-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
never really done much m/f, but i'm a sucker for jim/bones in any state ;)

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Gavin LeMare | OC

[personal profile] sirensresound 2014-05-22 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: He already has a thirteen-year-old son with his ex-wife, but he does want more kids, so he's up for this!]
thislastrequest: (Default)

[personal profile] thislastrequest 2014-05-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Oh, my God, like I'm going to be able to resist this. Wanna do a #1 sort of thing? (I am still shamefully slow, but loving Claire's starter for Matt ... which I will get back to. Yes. Soon. Ish.)]

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came2win: (Default)

Isaac | Teen Wolf | M/M preferred

[personal profile] came2win 2014-05-22 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
questionslinger: (Default)

Edward Nygma | DCU [Preboot]

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sickjoke: (Default)

Red Hood | Batman: The Brave & The Bold - Earth 3

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earlybird: (punks)

Damian Wayne | DC Comics - Earth Prime (alt world shenanigans for #5!)

[personal profile] earlybird 2014-05-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He's eleven, and it's his first day of school. Private school, of course, he's a Wayne and Gotham Academy is the most prestigious of them all. With his intelligence, despite his youth, it comes as no surprise that he is accepted into the seventh grade with a generous scholarship and with little dissent.

At least, not from the school. In his home world, his father had plenty to say on the subject of Damian attending school, worried about his ability to submit to authority and cooperate with his peers, that he'd be too bored by subject matter he's long since learned - and knows better than the teachers themselves. That there would be an incident.

Things are different, living in Earth 3. His guardian (though Damian needs no guarding) suggested that he, perhaps, might enjoy this chance.

He scoffed at that, denied any interest in such an exchange, but now, somehow, here he is.

If he is honest with himself, staring at the older students milling through the open gates from where he's standing stiffly next to the car, fingers tight around the straps of his backpack. he is, unexpectedly, terrified.]


Like sheep. [Disdain and arrogance - his fall-back.] Are you sure it's not too late [early, really] to patrol instead?

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Croach the Tracker | Thrilling Adventure Hour | OTA

[personal profile] praisenahnohtek 2014-05-23 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He's probably the pregnant one. Martians are weird.]
booksem: (gracie → your keeper for life)

Danny Williams | Hawaii Five-0 | OTA

[personal profile] booksem 2014-05-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Danny already has a daughter who's about eleven, but I'd totes be open to him having more children. Anything goes! ]
seikonshoku: (10)

ok let's do this. rng said 4.

[personal profile] seikonshoku 2014-05-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mutsuki isn't the best person with guys, especially new ones. And when he and Danny adopts a pair of twin boys, with way too much energy, he isn't quite sure what to do. After a while, things get a little easier in terms of awkwardness when he handles them. But they're still a bigger handful than Tenka, and to Mutsuki, that says a lot.

When Danny comes home, he's chasing after one muddy child to get him in the bathtub to wash off, while the other is making a mess out of the bathroom. ]
Hey, don't run around like that..!

lmao you enabler. beautiful

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thegrinprecedes: (Right...)

Chelsea "Chess" Nox {} OUAT: OC {} OTA

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resourcefulgirl: (Default)

Charlotte Clarke | Revenge | OTA

[personal profile] resourcefulgirl 2014-05-23 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Was supposed to have a baby but miscarried (this is also a trigger warning). I'm also not caught up with the latest season, for the record. ]
seekevolution: (pic#6917288)

Mohinder Suresh || Heroes || OTA

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selma ježková ( dancer in the dark )

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steve rogers ( mcu. )

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themeistermaka: (09)

Maka Albarn || Soul Eater || Het

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roadhousejo: (15)

Jo Harvelle || Supernatural || OTA (M/F ships)

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uncommonfairy: (05)

Tinker Bell || Once Upon a Time || OTA (M/F)

[personal profile] uncommonfairy 2014-05-23 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: so this just happened.]
his_queen: (17 winnyrockbell tumblr)

Riza Hawkeye || Fullmetal Alchemist || OTA (M/F)

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Kyouya Ootori | Ouran High School Host Club | OTA

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maipokerface: ([069] i thought you need me)

Mai | ATLA | OTA

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Tsukimi Kurashita | Princess Jellyfish | OTA

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soldatzimy: (determined)

bucky barnes ≈ mcu

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singinghuntress: (impressive.)

Rip van Winkle | Hellsing | OTA

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beastofawoman: mignonette; (That's dragging me down;)

3... kinda. Best/worst sitcom ever.

[personal profile] beastofawoman 2014-05-28 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you regretting your life choices now, Rip? You are now the proud owner parent of +1, potentially traumatized for life two year old girl, courtesy of none other than your platonic life partner: Sir Integra Hellsing. She couldn't help but feel for the poor child. Her parents, after all, were brutally murdered in a series of recent vampiric outbreaks.

Because, y'know, the way to counterattack that is to give the child an upbringing in the institution of their annihilation. Great thinking there, Teggy.

Integra, at least, seems to have some idea how to properly care for a child. She can be found in one of the endless rooms of the Hellsing manor, braiding the girl's hair.]

<3

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Re: <3

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ma_chan: (mischief)

Makino/One Piece/ OTA

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