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firsts~

It's your first time! Whether it's first kiss, first date, or even your first child, your character will be plunged into the nervous or terrifying experience that is their first time.
The list:
1. First kiss. Pucker up!
2. First date. Who's paying? Dinner and a movie, or a night under the stars in the back of your convertible Corvette?
3. First time. You've been together awhile, and it's about time to consummate things.
4. First child. Was it an accident, or planned for? You decide!
5. First Anniversary. You've made it an entire year without killing one another! Time to break open the bubbly.
6. First pet. Dog or cat? Fish tank? Rhinoceros?
7. First house. Apartment in the city, or perfect white picket fenced home! Either way, better make the best of it.
8. First fight. And things had been going so well; is your relationship strong enough to outlast the tiffs?
9. First breakup. But they were your one and only! How will you cope with losing them? How will you ever manage to find another?
10. Make up your own! Or mix and match!
As per usual, the norms apply! Post a comment with your character, and others will use the handy dandy RNG to choose a random scenario, or they'll simply pick one they like! Keep rolling and playing your little hearts out, and enjoy!
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[He's going to have a lot of questions about that book later on.]
No, then he'll know you're lying. Just tell him I managed to apologize and awkwardly flirt with you at the same time. He'll buy that. [Clearly he's not going to let go of the 'awkward flirting' thing any time soon.]
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[He puts the book back in the safe and cuddles Stiles for a moment.]
Alright, I'll tell him you were awkward about apologizing and flirting at the same time.
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[Stiles cuddles against him before rolling his eyes.]
And no more of you guys talking crap about me after that. Neither of you is ever allowed to call me awkward again.
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[He kisses Stiles, then steers him towards the kitchen again so he can check on dinner.]
Yes, dear, anything else I should know?
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[Stiles kisses him back before heading back into the kitchen.]
Yes, I got another sex talk. Thank you for that. I literally wanted to drop dead right there.
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[He checks on the sauce and the pasta. He adds a few last minute herbs to the sauce to adjust the taste.]
Oh, you have got to tell me all about that.
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[Stiles rolls his eyes.]
It was the sex with boys version and it was traumatizing. Especially since I didn't actually mean to come out as bi. It was an accident.
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[Even though he's complaining, it's clear from the warmth in his tone that Mike loves his grandma.]
Your dad is very accepting of it. He asked me if it was a problem, very clearly concerned I'd say yes and told him it wasn't because it would make me a hypocrite. He's a good guy.
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[Stiles doesn't really have much family. Just his dad, Scott and Melissa and Mike sounds really fond of his grandma, so he's curious.]
I know. My dad's awesome. But I'm not sure I was ready for that conversation and the last thing I needed was a sex talk.
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[If Stiles asked, Mike would tell him all about his family. He's fine with talking about them.]
Especially since you've already had a practical demonstration.
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[Stiles likes hearing about Mike's life. He likes hearing him talk.]
He doesn't need to know that. The lecture I got about the crazy nuthouse sex was bad enough. He doesn't need to know I'm already sexing up dudes too.
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[He's got no problems talking about himself, especially because Stiles knows he's a witch and he doesn't have to hide it.]
Oh good. I'm glad he lectured you about that.
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[Stiles has a lot of questions. The fact that Mike's family is full of witches makes them all seem even more interesting.]
Are you serious? Why? I already got a lecture from you.
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[Not everyone is a witch but the large majority are.]
Because maybe then it'll sink in.
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[Stiles rolls his eyes and gives him a light nudge.]
Dude, what exactly do you think still needs to sink in? I know condoms are always a must, but I wasn't exactly making great decisions in general at the time or else I wouldn't have even been there.
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[He wraps an arm around Stiles, kisses him and then lets him go so that he can get plates down.]
It never hurts to have it drilled into your head a million times because it was monumentally stupid. And I like to tease you.
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[Stiles kisses him back.]
It wasn't that stupid. I mean, we were both virgins so it's not like we were going to catch anything. And it wasn't even the worse thing I did that week. [Stiles rolls his eyes.] You tease me a lot.
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[He sets the table, even puts a candle down and lights it so that they'll have romantic lighting.]
I do. Is it bothering you? I can stop if you really don't like it.
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[Things are definitely heading in a more romantic direction now, so yay for the candle.]
No, I like the teasing. I like teasing you too. I just hate getting The Talk from my dad.
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[He's making a proper table setting, including taking flowers that he has around his kitchen and putting them in a vase for a centerpiece.]
I'm sure the only other time you'll get one is when we tell him we're dating.
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[Everything's looking really nice, like they're on a real date. He wonders if there will be a kiss goodnight at the end of it.]
You think that's likely? I'd prefer to be permanently done with sex talks. Maybe I'll just tell him you gave me one already.
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[He's doing everything he can to make it a real date. He even turns on music for them, like a real restaurant.]
Getting me in trouble with your dad, really?
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[The music's the nice touch. The transition from a normal afternoon in Mike's apartment to a real date is going really smoothly.]
You won't be in trouble if I'm eighteen by then. I'd just tell him you offered to supply me with condoms before we were dating, which is true.
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[He is trying to make it special because Stiles deserves to be treated like a real boyfriend. Mike's been a little slack on that in the haste to be naked with Stiles.]
You have an answer for everything, don't you? I'm a little impressed and a little terrified.
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[Stiles loves all the sex, but getting the chance to feel like a real, normal couple is really cool.]
As you should be. I'm good at this sort of thing. We might not have to worry about condoms again for a while, by the way. He bought like, a million of them after our little talk. I can't tell if he thinks I'll find a way to seduce you or if he's worried about werebabies.
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