The Texts From Last Night Meme

[curiousmiku]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[britta_ftw]

I think you're still drunk because I'm not John.

[britta_ftw]

Though, fyi, John's mad at you for almost hitting him with your "teaching stick" when he didn't talk like a parrot.

[the_new_sexy]

Someone appears to have renamed all of the contacts in my phone based on James Bond characters. I was certain this would be John's number.

[britta_ftw]

I think that was you. You're a lot nicer when you're drunk, y'know.

What am I in your mobile? Pussy Galore? Holly Goodhead? Please tell me I'm not Christmas Jones.

[the_new_sexy]

No, you're in here as 'Q', so I obviously thought you were John. Clearly, however, you're a woman, though not the Woman.

[britta_ftw]

Haha Q! Awesome!

And maybe John's a Bond girl. It'd make things THAT more hilarious.

[the_new_sexy]

No, I've made the policemen of London all of the bond girls, apart from Vesper. I have a feeling he might be one of the supporting characters.

[britta_ftw]

I don't know who Vesper is, but could he be Sheriff J.W. Pepper? Y'know, the racist, Southern sheriff from the Moore Bond.

Maybe John's M.

[the_new_sexy]

No, I know who M is. I really can be that obvious, sometimes.

[britta_ftw]

Don't you have a brother who's name starts with a M?

Who do you got left?

[the_new_sexy]

Well deduced.

A few villains, a couple of minor characters and---hang on. Why do I have Batman in my phone?

[britta_ftw]

Do you have Abed in your phone?


He is Batman now.

[the_new_sexy]

Yes, I don't think John would send me that gif. Who exactly is Roger Moore?

[britta_ftw]

Third actor to portray James Bond.

Is there a Robin?

[the_new_sexy]

No, he's apparently Roger Moore in the phone. I will say that when Detective Inspector Lestrade texts me and it comes up with that Christmas woman's name, it is fairly brilliant.

[britta_ftw]

If I remember correctly, Christmas Jones is a physicist and likes to wear short shorts.

[the_new_sexy]

Nothing in common with Lestrade, then. Somehow, that makes it all the better.

[britta_ftw]

Oh, now I'm going to associate Lestrade with short shorts. And -- oh the image is forming now. Great.

[the_new_sexy]

Considering his wife has just left him again this morning, he might be appreciative to know you've been thinking of him that way.

[britta_ftw]

D:

No, the last thing he needs is someone imagining him in short shorts... playing pool... in a leather jacket.

[the_new_sexy]

You're getting rather imaginative with this. Would you like to be left alone?

[britta_ftw]

No, no. I'm going to go to something productive like... feed the poor or something.

/FOREVER ALONE.

[the_new_sexy]

I'm going to go jump off a building. Laters.

[britta_ftw]

Don't fall down and break your head!