The Texts From Last Night Meme

[curiousmiku]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[plushrumpus]

atta boy.

[sicknasty]

these bitches aint shit bro
im pretty sure what i have here is a god tier pool cue
invincible
awesome
brightly colored
capable of kicking names and taking ass
the works

[sicknasty]

wait fuck

[plushrumpus]

hey.
its worth trying.

[sicknasty]

with a pool cue???
hahaha sick

[plushrumpus]

you know it.
what.
not man enough to try.

[sicknasty]

well i kinda
cant

[plushrumpus]

what.
too...





chicken.

[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

[sicknasty]

ughhhhhhhhhh

im ending this conversation
bye

[plushrumpus]

bawk.

[sicknasty]

shut up dickcheese

[plushrumpus]

bawk bawk.

[sicknasty]

no shut up stop being a shithead
i couldnt even if i did want to for obvious fucking reasons
yknow like biological impossibility reasons
god learn to sprite anatomy
what kind of bro even are you

[plushrumpus]

a bro telling you to get creative.
chicken.

[sicknasty]

nah whatever i typed that right

[plushrumpus]

hey rapid fire text ninja.
slow the fuck down.
not all of us have future shades at our disposal.

[sicknasty]

not my fault if you cant keep up
club cant even handle me rn

[plushrumpus]

yeah where the fuck you think you got that from.
theres a reason i aint there.
levels of cant handle with me alone there would be off the charts.
shits dangerous.
chernobyl high levels of dangerous.
nevermind two striders.
reality itself cant withstand its not being able to handle it.
in all probability wed just make the place spontaneously explode.
make a rift in spacetime and form a big ass black whole of cant handle.
and as much as id like that bragging right you never know what that might do to the rest of the planet.
lame as it is im just a little fond of the place.
but you didnt hear that from me.

[sicknasty]

i wont tell dude you can count on me
but yeah id hate to see what youd do with this legendary god tier pool stick if it were you wrecking drunk guy bar shit with it instead of me
itd be hardcore s-level intense perma-wrecked shit all over this dance floor
bitches be running for the door just to escape this righteous fury

[plushrumpus]

people would speak of it for centuries.
society would never recover.
forever living in the shadow of the magnitude of my godliness.
bitches swooning left and right.
dudes prostrating themselves in reverence.
all this ill mastery of the stick forever burned in their minds.
so instead i want you to do me proud little man.
do in my stead what i myself cannot for fear of scarring humanity.

[plushrumpus]

besides im way too drunk to get off the couch right now anyway.

[sicknasty]

why am i not surprised
i was supposed to be getting slizzered myself but then everyone except me got fucking out of control so here i am
bout to swing a pool stick like a baseball bat at some suckers head for trying to jump my good plastered buddy john goddamn egbert
its like im the dd only its the dsw
designated shit wrecker

[plushrumpus]

goddamn look how responsible youve gotten.
looking after wasted bosom buddies is the first step to adulthood you know.
im so proud.

[sicknasty]

i should be overjoyed but i kind of just want to smash my head against the wall until i dont know whats going on anymore

[plushrumpus]

then maybe its time to learn step two of adulthood.
knowing when to call a cab.