The SEXY Mafia Meme!

[moribundity]

THE SEXY MAFIA MEME

This meme is based on the roles of the somewhat well known online game Epic Mafia! Your village is in the midst of turmoil - the mafia is running loose. It's kill or be killed. It's up to you do your job and either help or hinder the mafia from taking over completely!

What will your role in the village be? Will you be abducted by aliens? Will you be a bored jailer? The town drunk? A bodyguard? Or maybe you're the mafia's hooker? Come play with us to find out!

Note that this meme is sexual in nature and will contain possible triggers, up to and including possible dub-con situations! Proceed at your own risk!

Rules:

1. Post your character with an empty comment. Indicate their name, fandom, and any preferences (ie, het only, or indicate certain numbers you don't want to play out).
2. Someone else will comment to your character with a scenario number in the subject line. Use RNG to pick a number from 1-10, or just pick the one you want to play out most!
3. Have sexy mafia times. Be creative. Be ridiculous! Have fun!


1. Alien Probe: You're visited at night by an extraterrestrial hottie (or nottie, depending on your taste). How do they probe you? Is it nice and slow? Do they lube up their tools?

2. Virgin and Hooker: One of you is an untouched, unsoiled flower. But the mafia has sent their hooker to distract you and turn you into just any old villager. Get ready for your world to be rocked by a pro!

3. Jailer and Prisoner: You've been taken in for questioning, but instead you're questioning why you haven't jumped this fine piece of ass before now. It's all good though - there are bondage supplies aplenty and you're all alone in that jail cell together... oh. And you're also blindfolded. Have fun with that!

4. The Drunk: Oh yeah, you're sloshed. You're just going to sit next to this person all night, buying them drinks and maybe dropping a few pick up lines because why not? You'll definitely be distracting them all night long!

5. Sexual Healing: One of you is the doctor and one of you has been shot, or bitten by a zombie, or... something fatal. How does a doctor prevent their patient from kicking the bucket? Stiches and medicine are fine, yeah, but what about the power of sexual healing?

6. Cult Initiation: You've been picked as the newest member of the cult. What does the cult leader and his or her followers want you to do to prove yourself worthy of joining their sacred organization? Why, they want to have their way with you. Are you devoted enough...? Better sit back and think of the cult!

7. Guarding Your Body: You love this body. You want to guard it with your life, as well as worship it all night long. Time to get personal and show your client just how much they mean to you.

8. The Lovers: As the Lover, you can make anyone you want hopelessly fall for you right off the bat. It's enough that you can do anything you want with them, and enough that if one of you dies later, the other will die too. Your love is so tragic. Your love is so beautiful!

9. Visit the Cthulhu: After visiting the Cthulhu, a mysterious curse causes you to go utterly mad and incoherent with lust. The Cthulhu profits, as do any villagers you encounter the next day. You just can't stop from screaming out, "Get on my dick!" or "Take me now!"

10. Wild card: Have another mafia role you want to smut up? Feel free to choose your own sexy mafia adventure!

Comments

minato arisato | persona 3

[moribundity]

3

[exposes]

Hey... How long are we going to do this? [Rise asked, her murmuring voice already sounding too loud in that large quiet cell. It was dark- no, it was only dark because she was blindfolded. But she could clearly imagine the moonlight trickling in dramatically through the barred window, like any typical drama scene, as her keeper watched her silently.

She shivered. Even though he didn't say much, she knew he was here. Her hands were cuffed together, gathered behind her back. Oh yeah, she was also standing naked, stripped of her clothing during his earlier "search". Thinking his eyes were raking over her form, she squirmed a little.]

It's pretty cold here...

chie satonaka | persona 4

[kicker]

5

[yosk]

[As it turns out, Yosuke is very ... shootable. You know, being kind of a jackass at all. He's also very bleedy.

And in pain.

Fortunately, someone decided to pay him a visit the same night...]

Vriska Serket | HOMESTUCK | aged up!

[manipuleights]

yukari takeba ♥ persona 3 ♥ open

[thelovers]

7

[moribundity]

Don't worry. I'll always protect you.

[ Such is his sacred vow. They have to lie low tonight. Yukari is an important figure. The village can't afford to lose her! And he'd rather not lose her, either. ]

terezi pyrope ♎ homestuck ♎ aged up!

[scalemates]

sollux captor | home2tuck | aged up

[mindhoney]

2

[designer]

[ The mafia is sending Kurt to soil the village virgin. Hilarious. Wonderfully so. He's laughing so hard, except for the part where he kind of hates this job and hates working for the mafia, therefore he is really not laughing or finding any of this hilarious whatsoever.

This poor kid... Kurt likes Sollux, too. What a pity...

You'll find him on the streets after dark, grabbing your hand and pulling you into a dark alley. ]

Hi. [ And trying to sound friendly and sexy. Is it working? ]

Chidori Kaname | Full Metal Panic! | Aged up!

[perfectonpaper]

Dave Strider | Homestuck | het, aged up

[phatbeats]

8

[frogpops]

[ Hey there. ]

Gamzee Makara ♑ Homestuck ♑ Aged up

[blackestheart]

Xanxus >> Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[xmarkstheboss]

Yogi | Karneval | anything goes o/

[nyanperona]

Dave Strider | Homestuck | Aged up OTA

[beatdownremix]

Kanata Nanami ♓ Starry Sky ♓ ota

[astrophotography]

Fran Madaraki || Franken Fran

[stitchesbitches]

Fraaaan! ...is a 5 cool by you?

[former_aeducan]

[Sometimes being the badass that the Grey Warden is has its downsides. One of those is that a lot of people seem to have a nose for badassery and thus target her first.]

Mm. Figures I'd be out of poultices.

[So it's ... providence? Bad luck? Divine curse? something-- that she should stumble near Fran, bleeding profusely and with arrows sticking out of her like a damned living pincushion.]

Sollux Captor | hamsnack | OTA | agedup

[silicomb]

3

[beatdownremix]

[Out of everything, this really is one of his favorite roles. Even without being as ironic as a lot of the others it's badass enough to make up for it.

And of course, the satisfaction of taking in and tying up one of the most difficult bastards in the game is a nice bonus.]

You know, I've got other ways of getting you to talk rather than asking nicely.

Alois Trancy | Kuroshitsuji II.

[ex_romanticize548]

Kumiko "Yankumi" Yamaguchi | Gokusen | OTA

[the_gokusen]

Mello | Death Note | m/m

[gunsandchocolate]

Kanji Tatsumi | Persona 4 | Open

[chairsmacking]

9

[hateshumans]

[Fuck. Akatsuki had the most interesting night. He was in dog form, just walking around, and he found some interesting squid thing. Of course, he played with it and mercilessly tossed it around before letting it run off. Same old, same old. He's a happy dog spirit when he has amphibians to chase.

Except now, it's morning, and he's walking around with his chest way too exposed again. Still, it's the same old, same old, though. Except, when he sees Kanji, he waves to say good morning and something different comes out. Hopefully, there aren't many people around to hear, 'cause he's gonna yell it.]

Want my dick in your mouth?!

[He's not even aware he said that, and it's not completely out of character for him...but he usually tries for food first.]

"DS" Strider | Homestuck | Aged up

[roboshades]

2 l;kasdf;lasd;flasdf JESUS CHRIST

[gunsling]

[ BTW Jake is being the hooker here. WHY? Because!!! That's why.

How's it going, Strider? Don't mind Jake just waltzing in here. ]

N | Pokémon Black/White

[nharmonic]

rider ☣ fate/stay night ☣ ota

[cybele]

7

[heiral]

[It's easy enough for someone as skilled at manipulation and playing the innocent for Delita to convince someone that he absolutely needs to be guarded. You see, he's something very important.

What that important thing is is vague because, well, he's probably lying. But he seems important and seems like he needs to live, right?

Probably a cop. They'd have reason to be vague, after all.]

It's good to know I have someone I can count on.

Severus Snape | Harry Potter

[halfbloodalways]

.

8

[pencilpremonition]

[There's a quiet knock on your door. Outside stands one quiet and forlorn looking teenager, who looks up at you with a heartbreaking smile. Isn't she just so cute and sweet? Okay, she's a manipulator usually, and even though she's trying to be honest, old habits die hard.]

Ranma Saotome ♀ | Ranma ½ | ota

[indiscrimination]

i rolled a 1

[is_it_this_way]

[Ryoga's gotten lost before, but nothing this bad. It seemed only yesterday he was on his way to the Nerima district for another rematch with Ranma, when he wound up ... on a spaceship. "FML" didn't begin to describe it, but then the alien ... mafia people offered him a job, of all things! Well, he always needed money, and the job seemed relatively simple. They would bring in a specimen, and he was to conduct the probing of it while they sat in their little control center above the big observation room, watching and reading the measurements on their machines.]

Simple enough. Then once I get that money I'll just buy a PLANE TICKET to Nerima! That'll show Ranma!

Yukari Takeba | Persona 3/Persona 3 Portable | Open

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