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Minato Arisato ([personal profile] moribundity) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-01-15 02:16 am

The SEXY Mafia Meme!

THE SEXY MAFIA MEME


This meme is based on the roles of the somewhat well known online game Epic Mafia! Your village is in the midst of turmoil - the mafia is running loose. It's kill or be killed. It's up to you do your job and either help or hinder the mafia from taking over completely!

What will your role in the village be? Will you be abducted by aliens? Will you be a bored jailer? The town drunk? A bodyguard? Or maybe you're the mafia's hooker? Come play with us to find out!

Note that this meme is sexual in nature and will contain possible triggers, up to and including possible dub-con situations! Proceed at your own risk!

Rules:

1. Post your character with an empty comment. Indicate their name, fandom, and any preferences (ie, het only, or indicate certain numbers you don't want to play out).
2. Someone else will comment to your character with a scenario number in the subject line. Use RNG to pick a number from 1-10, or just pick the one you want to play out most!
3. Have sexy mafia times. Be creative. Be ridiculous! Have fun!


1. Alien Probe: You're visited at night by an extraterrestrial hottie (or nottie, depending on your taste). How do they probe you? Is it nice and slow? Do they lube up their tools?

2. Virgin and Hooker: One of you is an untouched, unsoiled flower. But the mafia has sent their hooker to distract you and turn you into just any old villager. Get ready for your world to be rocked by a pro!

3. Jailer and Prisoner: You've been taken in for questioning, but instead you're questioning why you haven't jumped this fine piece of ass before now. It's all good though - there are bondage supplies aplenty and you're all alone in that jail cell together... oh. And you're also blindfolded. Have fun with that!

4. The Drunk: Oh yeah, you're sloshed. You're just going to sit next to this person all night, buying them drinks and maybe dropping a few pick up lines because why not? You'll definitely be distracting them all night long!

5. Sexual Healing: One of you is the doctor and one of you has been shot, or bitten by a zombie, or... something fatal. How does a doctor prevent their patient from kicking the bucket? Stiches and medicine are fine, yeah, but what about the power of sexual healing?

6. Cult Initiation: You've been picked as the newest member of the cult. What does the cult leader and his or her followers want you to do to prove yourself worthy of joining their sacred organization? Why, they want to have their way with you. Are you devoted enough...? Better sit back and think of the cult!

7. Guarding Your Body: You love this body. You want to guard it with your life, as well as worship it all night long. Time to get personal and show your client just how much they mean to you.

8. The Lovers: As the Lover, you can make anyone you want hopelessly fall for you right off the bat. It's enough that you can do anything you want with them, and enough that if one of you dies later, the other will die too. Your love is so tragic. Your love is so beautiful!

9. Visit the Cthulhu: After visiting the Cthulhu, a mysterious curse causes you to go utterly mad and incoherent with lust. The Cthulhu profits, as do any villagers you encounter the next day. You just can't stop from screaming out, "Get on my dick!" or "Take me now!"

10. Wild card: Have another mafia role you want to smut up? Feel free to choose your own sexy mafia adventure!
kicker: (i've done my sentence)

chie satonaka | persona 4

[personal profile] kicker 2012-01-15 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
manipuleights: (pic#1508808)

Vriska Serket | HOMESTUCK | aged up!

[personal profile] manipuleights 2012-01-15 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
thelovers: (pic#1224494)

yukari takeba ♥ persona 3 ♥ open

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-15 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
scalemates: ( ART: ??? ) (pic#1200220)

terezi pyrope ♎ homestuck ♎ aged up!

[personal profile] scalemates 2012-01-15 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
mindhoney: (but ii wa2 2tiill alone)

sollux captor | home2tuck | aged up

[personal profile] mindhoney 2012-01-15 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
perfectonpaper: ([embarassed] can you repeat the question)

Chidori Kaname | Full Metal Panic! | Aged up!

[personal profile] perfectonpaper 2012-01-15 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
phatbeats: (pic#1833455)

Dave Strider | Homestuck | het, aged up

[personal profile] phatbeats 2012-01-15 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2012-01-15 07:43 (UTC)
blackestheart: (Default)

Gamzee Makara ♑ Homestuck ♑ Aged up

[personal profile] blackestheart 2012-01-15 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
thelovers: (pic#1224257)

:3c

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-15 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ she chuckles a little, stepping up to the door and locking it. ]

I know you will.

[ who knew being the doctor of the town was going to be such a high-stakes role this round! but during the day they had agreed to protect each other tonight, just to make sure ]
xmarkstheboss: (Default)

Xanxus >> Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[personal profile] xmarkstheboss 2012-01-15 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
nyanperona: (tranquilo.)

Yogi | Karneval | anything goes o/

[personal profile] nyanperona 2012-01-15 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
designer: (my love i can't hide)

2

[personal profile] designer 2012-01-15 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ The mafia is sending Kurt to soil the village virgin. Hilarious. Wonderfully so. He's laughing so hard, except for the part where he kind of hates this job and hates working for the mafia, therefore he is really not laughing or finding any of this hilarious whatsoever.

This poor kid... Kurt likes Sollux, too. What a pity...

You'll find him on the streets after dark, grabbing your hand and pulling you into a dark alley. ]


Hi. [ And trying to sound friendly and sexy. Is it working? ]
beatdownremix: (002)

Dave Strider | Homestuck | Aged up OTA

[personal profile] beatdownremix 2012-01-15 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
twofolded: (pic#1942340)

7

[personal profile] twofolded 2012-01-15 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ When Sollux Captor sets his mind on a task, he carries it out to full. This wasn't going to be an exception, not even if his intended client happened to be him. ]
astrophotography: (15 ♓)

Kanata Nanami ♓ Starry Sky ♓ ota

[personal profile] astrophotography 2012-01-15 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
yosk: (everyone is out to get him)

5

[personal profile] yosk 2012-01-15 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[As it turns out, Yosuke is very ... shootable. You know, being kind of a jackass at all. He's also very bleedy.

And in pain.

Fortunately, someone decided to pay him a visit the same night...]
thelovers: (pic#1224319)

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-15 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ the smile that tilts yukari's lips is soft but genuine, and she threads her fingers with minato's before bridging the distance between them. ]

Yeah, I agree. We should make sure to stay alert tonight -- the mafia's gonna really go all out these last few days.
stitchesbitches: (Six-Armed Surgeon From Hell)

Fran Madaraki || Franken Fran

[personal profile] stitchesbitches 2012-01-15 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
frogpops: (pic#1942768)

8

[personal profile] frogpops 2012-01-15 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey there. ]
kicker: (and we'll keep on fighting - til the end)

[personal profile] kicker 2012-01-15 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Luckily for this idiot, Chie's a great doctor. She can take a bullet out of a nonvital region in two minutes or less, stem the bleeding, stitch a wound together, and bandage it within fifteen more.

But sometimes, that isn't enough. She's worried. Really worried. Yosuke hadn't deserved this - she was glad she'd decided to come just in the nick of time. ]


How are you feeling? Are you feeling all right? Jeez, Yosuke, we need to get you a bullet proof vest! And some pain meds... [ Which, luckily, she has in her doctor's bag. Pills incoming! ]
silicomb: (Default)

3

[personal profile] silicomb 2012-01-15 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now this was more like it. ]
silicomb: (14)

1

[personal profile] silicomb 2012-01-15 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ just as planned. ]

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