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bakerstreet2014-02-26 10:57 pm
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Blame it on the alcohol

meme
Them rule things
1. Post with your name and fandom and preferences
2. You (or the responder or both) are drunk as a dunk
3. RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
4. Stay cool, you crazy cats.
SCENARIOS
1. Dragged away from the bar
Dude, it's totally time to put that glass down ok. And because I am an awesome friend, I am going to do you the favor.
2. Strip poker
Yeah, well. There's been worse ideas hasn't there?
3. Gone streaking
So you're feeling groovy and hot because you are hot, duh. Time to let it all hand out, man.
4. Friendly Terrorism
What's a little eggs and toilet paper on your best friend's car hurt?
5. Bar fight
YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU BUDDY. I WANT ANOTHER ROUND.
6. Obligatory one night stand
Yeah, well. Shit happens.
7. Dancing in the streets
Like streaking except more ridiculous unless you're David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
8. Terrible Karaoke
You knew this was coming.
9. Chug off
ACTUALLY I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH SO BRING IT
10. WHO KNOWS
You're just drunk, man. Roll with it.
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[She waits, waits, waaaaaits... then dunks her nose in and slurps it up as quick as possible. Still a race, as far as she's concerned!]
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At this rate you might pull out ahead.
Another?
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Do you have another container of this, my fuzzy friend? This isn't as bottomless as I hoped.
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...?
??? Where did it come from?
Either way, she sets it down. If Enkidu could read kanji, he could read the label as "SAKE OF VALOR". Alas.]
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Not that he can read period. Too many monsters to slay and deities to anger. Takes the time out of learning to read cuneiform.
With a new jug there, he opens it, and pours yet again.]
same person different account YEEEUH
GOT IT 8D
Different vineyard?
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[A very sneaky sort of yes, if the grin's anything to go by but that doesn't stop Enkidu from finishing his current cup.]