bakerstreet | 7 Minutes in Heaven

[...It's a closet.

Why is he in a closet? What sort of stupid game involves a closet?

Nevermind the detective. He'll be trying to figure out why the door is stuck, thank you.]

[ John knows exactly why they're in the closet.

He doesn't like it.

He'll just be watching Sherlock jiggle the doorknob for a while and looking vaguely uncomfortable, arms crossed across his chest. ]

Anything?

[ No, of course not. Brilliant. ]

[Yes, well, some of us had better things to do in our teenage years than anything like that, John.]

No.

It's stuck.

[He's working on un-sticking it.

Now would be a good time to have his lockpicks on him. ...Not that he has a pick set. Of course not. Why would he have that?]

[ To each their own, Sherlock. He regrets nothing. ]

We could try breaking it down.

[ John, you know that's not going to work. ]

Could.

Solid. Probably oak.

[More likely to bruise whoever tried to break it down than give way.]

A closet. Really.

[ John shifts over to tap the wood experimentally, then brace his weight against it. It'd take more than him and lanky-never-eats to take it down. If he had Lestrade in here -hell, even Anderson, maybe, and wouldn't that idea infuriate the other- it could probably happen. ]

Fucksakes.

[ John scrubs his face with a hand. ]

We have to kiss.

[ It may or may not be blocked by his palm and the scratching, reluctant note his tone has taken on. ]

[... ... ...]

What?

[John's kidding him. He has to be kidding him.

Sherlock looks at him, the expression nothing but quizzical.

...And perhaps a little confused.]

[ John clears his throat roughly. ]

We have to kiss.

[ He repeats, lowering his hand to look up at Sherlock's face and -- oh god, he can't. He doesn't know how Sherlock does it, going from sinister, cynical genius to innocent child in a second flat. John can't look at him, so he turns his head slightly and addresses what appears to be an umbrella stand nearby. ]

Seven minutes in Heaven? Throw you in a closet for seven minutes and have you kiss to get out again.

[ Awkward. ]

...That sounds completely stupid.

Do people do that?

[Still that same, confused, quizzical, and condescending look.]

That explains so much.

Yes, Sherlock, people do that.

Granted, usually they're much younger people.

[ John's tone suggests the eyeroll he doesn't perform. He's silent for a moment, but then he uncrosses his arms. ]

Alright. Come down here.

[ You're tall. He's not standing on tiptoe for this. ]

I've never heard of anything this stupid.

[Because you were never invited to parties, Sherlock. Because you did this sort of thing. And had no friends.]

It's wholly possible we're simply stuck in a closet.

[Except the door's not blocked from the outside, but it doesn't seem to want to budge.

So. Fine. Maybe he has to accept this.

...He still looks stiff and awkward and faintly confused as he leans forward to help make up the difference between his height and John's lack of height.]

Yes, alright, but worth a try. Let's just get on with it.

[ He stiffens a little himself as Sherlock leans into his personal space, something he should actually be used to. But it's never been like this.

Right, John, just a kiss. This is your best friend, someone you've killed for (someone you'd die for) - it's simple.

One hand lifts and settles on the other man's shoulder, steadying, perhaps, for both parties. He looks the detective over quickly -don't think about it- and leans in. His lips land against Sherlock's cheek, dry and warm, experimental.

You coward, Watson. ]

[The kiss to his cheek makes Sherlock release a breath he hadn't even known he was holding. It's soft and leaves him almost on a laugh.

Under John's hand, the muscles in the detective loosen. A kiss on the cheek is familiar territory. Perhaps not from a proper friend or a male one, but it is an area where Sherlock needs not worry himself too much.

Sherlock lets out another faint chuckle as he leans a little closer to return the gesture on John's opposite cheek.

Calm, almost detached.]

[ Sherlock is laughing.

And when he kisses John on the cheek, the older man can't help the way his face splits with a grin. This is utterly ridiculous.

His free hand lands on the doorknob. He doesn't have to twist it to know it won't work. Not yet. Seven minutes.

John feels airy, like he's been filled with bubbles full of light. ]

Stop. Sherlock...

[ But it's too late, and he's laughing a little himself. ]

[The sound of John's laughter makes his own a little more audible. He ducks his head, closer to John... but it's a coin toss as to whether he realises that.]

Not my fault.

[But it's said lightly, and he flashes a smile at his friend.

The fact that John's hand is on the doorknob but not turning speaks volumes, as does the name of the "game" John mentioned earlier.

Seven minutes.

With another chuckle-- unable to help it at the absurdity of the idea of this "game," "playing" it, and being trapped with John-- he leans in further. Sherlock does what he did a moment ago: a kiss to the cheek.

This time, there might really be some affection to it, and one of his hands sets lightly, easily on John's upper arm. A friendly touch, like the hand on his shoulder.]

[ John doesn't seem to notice, or else doesn't seem to mind, the closing proximity. He just shakes his head a little at the other man. ]

Partially your fault.

[ He disagrees, but there's warmth in his voice and suffusing through him when the other's lips land back on his cheek. He tilts his head, presses another kiss against the man, this time to his jaw.

The hand on Sherlock's shoulder slings its arm around his neck, fingers toying with that mop of dark hair and mussing it with a rather definite playfulness, a mockery of intimacy. ]

Strangeness is practically your calling card.

[ And yet, there's another kiss on the wing of the younger man's nose. ]

[Sherlock let out a quiet breath at the feeling of lips on his jaw. A kiss to the cheek, a kiss to the forehead-- those, he found familiar, easy. Now...

Now, the quick detective who (almost) always had the answer for everything was out of his depth, was edging along unknown territory, not quite letting himself explore it blindly. He bowed his head, tilting it to the side just faintly. His hand flexed around John's arm, but not badly. Just enough to hint at the same uncertainty as that sound he'd made.

With some hesitation, he brushed his lips over John's temple. Then he managed to chuckle a little again, finding words to speak.]

Usually my 'strange' almost gets us killed.

[...It really shouldn't sound like he can't decide which is worse.]

[ It's hard to ignore the breath when it's wafting against his skin, but he stands perfectly still and swallows the sudden jump in anxiety. There's a quiet note in the back of his throat, an unconscious dip of his eyelids, for the brush against his temple. His fingers stop fussing at the man's hair and land at the back of his neck instead, thumbing a gentle circle into the skin there. It's brief, simple - it's all fine, you're alright - and Sherlock is allowed to ignore it if he wants to. But he can't help trying to reassure the other, at least a little.

The huff of laughter he gives for the reply is a bit softer. ]

Disappointed?

[ The tut is implied. Of course he is. ]

Well, week's not out yet.

I know how to handle that.

[His voice is low, and there's a halting sense to it, as if the words keep getting caught in his throat.

The rubbing both calms and tenses him, but he says nothing, dipping his head lower under the attention. His lips carefully brush against John's jaw now, just under the ear. His mouth is just barely away from skin as he speaks.]

This... isn't my area.

[A bit of a joke? Yes.]

[ He's a little distracted by the quality of the tone and the way Sherlock is leaning closer, as if he's never been granted a modicum of affection in his life. Being close enough to feel the tension and the awkwardness rolling off of the other, it's hard to remember that he's a perfect bastard, and by choice for the majority. John finds himself wrapping his hand around the back of the man's neck and issuing another tender gesture, just a light squeeze at the muscle.

But when Sherlock draws down so close to his ear, he's not going to be able to stop the delicate tremor that comes of it. That's a sensitive area, at least for him. The man's words could just as readily be an apology as well as a joke because oh, god.

His head turns away from that attention, off of reflex and knowing this is not where Sherlock wants to go. This is out of bounds for them. He tries to gentle it by speaking against the hollow of the man's cheek, lips still curled in a hint of a grin. ]

And yet, if I've managed it...

[ He offers a joke in return, though it might be in desperation to say anything at all. ]

[The tremor and John's slight turn away sends a clear enough sign to Sherlock. His hand tightens and then loosens on John's arm. He doesn't fully let go-- that would be too quick a retreat. Too obvious.

This is to get out of this closet, nothing more. Practical, simple. There was nothing else to it.

Sherlock cleared his throat slightly, keeping his position and his head remaining ducked. Easier to not look at John. Not meet his eyes.]

How long's it been, then?

[ There's a low, almost startled chuckle at that. ]

That's definitely none of your business.

And besides that, you don't want to know.

[ Translation: John doesn't want to tell. ]

[Sherlock pulls back a bit more, looking puzzled. Now he could look at John, look him right in the eye. The statements were enough to bring him out of the uncertainty from the affection and touch and lips and feel of skin under his.]

What?

Isn't that the point? The time?

[It probably says a lot about Sherlock that he cannot imagine where they got on separate ideas of "how long."]

[ John stares right back at him, bemused. But then - oh. Oh. ]

Right.

[ Clearing his throat, most awkward man in the closet at the moment. Not like that. Christ.

He just tries the door. It's still stuck. ]

Well, either time's not up yet or...

[ He licks his lips, anxious. ]

John Watson | Sherlock BBC | OTA

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