AHH THERE ARE DINOSAURS

[fuckingraptor]

AHHH THERE ARE DINOSAURS!!

Seriously, where did these guys come from? They're everywhere! Of every kind! It's like Steven Spielberg cut all the extras out of Jurassic Park and set them loose. I hope you're ready.

What do you do? Run for your life? Fight them? Tame one and ride it? Hide in the lavatory? (PROTIP: doesn't end to end well.)

You figure it out. Maybe someone will help you. All that matter is that there are fucking dinosaurs everywhere!!

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as are you!

[outerspecies]

_{[ well, arthur doesn't really deserve a thank you for pulling him away from his dreams. in fact, he probably deserves a curse word or two, but newt is holding back on the basis of science. awesome science. dinotastic science. ]}

Yeah, ok, but here's the thing: sometimes you have to make sacrifices to ensure that the next generation are aware of the awesomeness you've seen. Sure, you might die, but you're going to die doing something you obviously love. And anyway, who wouldn't want to die because of dinosaurs? That is an awesome way to go. I mean, unless you're killed when you're mid poop, then your death is probably more hilarious than plot-inducing.

_{[ he's getting tired of holding his hand out for you, Arthur. and the argentinosaurus are moving away at an alarming pace (which arguably shouldn't be all that alarming, given their size. but that's hardly the point, here). ]}

Dude, if you don't grab my hand soon, I'm going to leave you here. And then you'd be all on your own, in your weird dressing gown with dinosaurs staring at you and wondering if you'd be any good to eat. But it's your choice!

_{[ ok you have like five seconds before he resumes his mad hunt for all things four legged and scaly. ]}

[unfroody]

[You're flying too close to the sun, Newt. Abort now before it's too late!

Or continue to babble ridiculous nonsense about loving something that until ten minutes ago had been believed to be extinct. Is it really worth dying for? Really?]

But what I love is not dying, actually! That, and a proper cup of tea, which I haven't had yet today! I don't want to die without a final cup of tea!

[Oh god, the decisions! He doesn't have enough time to think it through, but the thought of being alone during all of this influences Arthur to grab Newt's hand so that he can have some help climbing the tree.]

We are definitely going to die.