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AHH THERE ARE DINOSAURS

AHHH THERE ARE DINOSAURS!!

Seriously, where did these guys come from? They're everywhere! Of every kind! It's like Steven Spielberg cut all the extras out of Jurassic Park and set them loose. I hope you're ready.

What do you do? Run for your life? Fight them? Tame one and ride it? Hide in the lavatory? (PROTIP: doesn't end to end well.)

You figure it out. Maybe someone will help you. All that matter is that there are fucking dinosaurs everywhere!!

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[ They aren't Noise, but dinosaurs are probably going to be sensitive to infinite bullets, right? Of course we're fighting them! A) She doesn't want to be eaten, and B) She doesn't want everyone else to be eaten, so... ]

Kiliter Ichiaval Tron.

[ magical girl transformation and sicknasty rock tunes(where are those coming from???) activate! ]

[ She gives a smile of unholy glee to see the dinosaurs wandering around the city, and may be trying to corral a small group of them. ]

[Must....not....take...as...pet.]

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[He's faced worse...I think.]

[SO YOU KNOW. Staring up at the giant tyrannosaurus rex standing in front of him is really a smart thing to do. Only not really. Maybe he should start running]

Oh man....Where's Aang when you need him?!

[Armor On and three options: 1) Fight on land. 2) Fight in the sky. 3) Fight at sea. Either way, she'll need back-up and would be happy to suplex a T-Rex]

[ It's just like a PTA meeting back home. ]

[approaching the nearest dinosaur with childlike curiosity and a distinct lack of caution.]

[first risen, and now giant reptiles? ugh.]

[ Sure there are dinosaurs everywhere... but the one next to the blonde kid has a nose piercing and seems moderately more well behaved then the rest of the dinosaurs stampeding through the city. ]

Whelp girl, we've fought evil robots, zombies, ninjas, and aliens. Guess it was just a matter of time before some of your friends attacked.

[ The dinosaur, Old Lace, cocks her head and makes an inquisitive little sound. ]

Guess we gotta do the right thing and see if anyone needs some help, huh?

[TRYING TO RUN AWAY BUT oh my god they're fast and Juniper can't run that fast! Someone heeeelp!]

*Well, they're not youkai causing trouble, and they're not HUMANS causing trouble. Which is probably why he's just sitting in this tree, watching the raptors run by.*

[Dinosaurs? Ahahaha they can't outrun the fastest thing alive! COME AND GET 'IM, BOYS. IF YOU CAN.]

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[How scary can dinosaurs be when you have vampire servants?]

AAAAAAH! TOO BIG! TOO... TOO BIG!

[ooc: Yeah, this is a guy you want on your side when the dinosaurs come after you.]

[Well, crap.]

[In this thread, there is an Apathosaurus stampeding... until Bee shows up and fist-bumps one of the stampeding feet. And the Apathosaurus just stops in it's tracks and nods.

Bee is now best bros with the Apathosaurus and is riding on its back. Get on his level or get out losers, he's here to be the dinobro.]

[ SHOOT IT WITH A FLARE GUN ]

[ GONNA FIGHT EM ]

[The smiling man has a more serious look on his face at the spectacle, but he's still somehow managed to keep a little amused smirk on his face.]

Well. I must say, this wasn't a situation I ever anticipated.

[See the angry little man running through the streets. Again with these dinosaurs.]

WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS STEPPED ON MY CAR?! YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD INSURANCE!

Oh, this is not good. This is so not good.

[Worry not! There is a young scientist here who is very equipped to deal with exactly this sort of thing! ...except without his equipment. And no signal on his phone.]

Take the day off, Conner. Go watch the new Thor, Conner! Go see it in Greenwich for maximum ironic experience, Conner! There's nothing to worry about! You won't come and find dinosaurs everywhere, Conner!

[Yes, talking to himself, it's a thing.]

... I hope I can claim this back in lieu.

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[See man run. See man jump! See man... scramble up atop the head of a red and yellow t-rex that looks more like a toy than anything else.

Well, that's one dinosaur who doesn't seem to be interested in eating you, at least?]

Let's go, Gabutyra! Time to make some new friends!

[By which he means 'punch some more dinosaurs in the face', but hey.]

[Well, someone just managed to beat the shit out of a bunch of Deinonychus and acquired one as a mount. ...Okay, she did cheat with her regenerative abilities.]

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