And then the cops showed up...

[sockkitten]

texts from last night
You know the drill!

Comments

yousitonathroneoflies

[riverborntorun]

I'm not going to touch that one. I'm trying to be nice.

Bless. Are you inside or outside?

muahahahaha

[heartlessknave]

inside. i woke up in a recliner. i should get up and look around but pain.

[riverborntorun]

in your head or your stomach? You took a punch or two last night

[heartlessknave]

... yes?

[riverborntorun]

I'm guess yes to both then. If your ribs aren't broken, And they can't be broken, I didn't hit you THAT hard suck it up and look around.

[heartlessknave]

when i see you you are going to have to explain just what i did last night

[riverborntorun]

You might need another drink before you'll believe me, but sure. I'll give it a whirl.

[heartlessknave]

you might be surprised at what i'll believe

[riverborntorun]

Ooh, is that a challenge?

[heartlessknave]

you know it

[riverborntorun]

You're on, then. Shall we place bets?

[heartlessknave]

of course! what do you want to bet?

[riverborntorun]

Depends what you've got.

I am so so sorry

[heartlessknave]

well me heart's right out

*snerk* I'm not

[riverborntorun]

So's my virginity. Twice over. What of it?

Got money?

Re: *snerk* I'm not

[heartlessknave]

i've got size mushrooms. also tmi.

[riverborntorun]

You're the one who went all sappy with the heart business. I figure I evened things out.

I've got 35 credits for the Gamma System, a moon rock, and hallucinogenic lipstick.

[heartlessknave]

lipstick for size mushrooms seems a fair deal

[riverborntorun]

Seems we've got a deal, then.

[heartlessknave]

wonderful. ill try not to be too smug when i win

[riverborntorun]

I think you're physically incapable of that