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bakerstreet2013-11-30 10:54 am
sockkitten) wrote in bakerstreet2013-11-30 10:54 am
And then the cops showed up...
texts from last night
You know the drill!
texts from last night
You know the drill!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
1. You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
2. I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
[ooc: Take your pick!]
2. I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
[ooc: Take your pick!]
Edited 2013-11-30 17:13 (UTC)
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And I don't even celebrate this holiday. What a topsy turvy world we live in!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Damon Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA or M/M for non-canon ships
predatoryspecies
2013-11-30 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Team building. Traditionally it's without alcohol and more paint balling but some of us are at a disadvantage when pulling a trigger happens.
Hayley Marshall | The Originals/The Vampire Diaries | OTA
littlewolf_girl
2013-11-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's possible to detect sarcasm through text, despite what people might think.
To see which of us can look the coolest.
[ Don't you want to play the games. :c ]
[ Don't you want to play the games. :c ]
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use my cat.
i. Non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when you're drunk. I fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
ii.We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Edited 2013-11-30 17:25 (UTC)
While I am personally glad that we met...I feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing.
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