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sneaking sex meme

SNEAKING SEX MEME

You and someone are determined to get it on. True, there is a time and place for everything but it's grown hard to ignore your urges. So, sex happens! But, you gotta be sneaky about it.

• Roll RNG or pick a number below.
• Try not to get caught.

01 / PARTY. You may be drunk and met a total stranger. Or maybe your significant other is urging you to have some quickies in the bathroom. The booming music could be a good cover to hide your moans.
02 / WORK. Office building? You're horny and you need to get it out of your system if you plan at being a productive member of society.
03 / OBLIGATORY INCEST OPTION. This taboo is more along the lines of sneaking all the time, not just at an event.
04 / SHOPPING. There aren't cameras in changing stalls, are there?
05 / MOVIE THEATRE. The popcorn trick doesn't work all the time.
06 / SCHOOL. Having an affair with a teacher or wanting to have sex on campus? Better be extra careful.

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Teddy's hips twitched ans he pushed into that rubbing. "As tempting as you and whipped cream are," Teddy murmured. "You know what we'll need."

He smiled at the display of magic and started stretching his arm down to pick up the supplies. Billy beat him to it so he returned his arm to it's normal shape. There was a groan at the nuzzling and he kissed Billy quickly. "Mmm...guess you'll just need to use me to demonstrate how to put a condom on," he murmured, reaching down to open his pants.

Grinning brightly, Billy rips the packet open with his teeth and takes over Teddy's hands. He nearly rips the button of Teddy's pants off trying to get them undone but it remains intact and his cock is freed soon enough, though Billy leaves it up to Teddy if he wants his pants off entirely or not. "Sure, wouldn't want you making balloon animals with it again," he snickers, kissing his alien boy in a playful, light manner.

Billy rolls the condom onto Teddy with an ease that only came from much experience with it (the first couple of times they had been together they'd end up going through at least two because Billy would end up tearing them all out of nerves). But after it's on he runs a finger up the length of it, smiling against his mouth. "You're really turned on... is it the public bathroom thing or something else cause I'm taking notes."

Teddy left his pants and boxers bunched around his knees, his cock hard and pointing right at Billy once it's freed. "I only did that once and only because you found that video of the super-inflated one," he snicked as he kissed back.

The blond shivered in pleasure as Billy rolled the condom onto his cock. Once it was on, Teddy started turning his boyfriend around and leaned in to kiss the back of his neck. "More like a you thing," he murmured, popping open the lube. "I was watching you dance."

Shivering at the feel of Teddy's lips, it took all of what was left of Billy's self control to keep from arching into the door like a cat in heat. "Wait, me, really?" he asked, sounding mildly suspicious. Because he had seen himself dance (in a mirror, alone in his room... sometimes you just couldn't help yourself okay?) and he had to question his boyfriend's sanity. He looked over his shoulder at Teddy and grinned. "Well remind me to pull out my old DDR mat when we're home because between you and me I'm a wiz at Cartoon Heroes."

Guessing what was coming, Billy spread his legs for Teddy's sake and reached behind him to rub the other boy's cock while he waited. Pressed to the door now, he could hear the muffled sound of voices nearby, though thankfully not right at the bathroom- he still tensed up a little and groaned softly, squeezing Teddy's dick.

"Yes, you. Really," Teddy replied, rolling his eyes slightly. The grin prompted Teddy to lean in and kiss Billy again, pushing his tongue in to explore the familiar depths of his boyfriend's mouth. "Mmm...definitely want to see that later," he murmured, grinning back. He groaned as Billy started rubbing his condom covered cock, taking a moment to just savor the sensation before boring the lube onto his fingers.

He spread it quickly before reaching down to press one against Billy's hole. He tried to go slowly but they didn't have time to slow down as much as he usually liked to. Not with the chance of getting caught. "You were hot out there, Bee."

If playing DDR got the same reaction out of Teddy as dancing out in public did then Billy was going to invest in brand new mats and buy whatever the latest game was. Billy trembled with want as a finger brushed against his hole and whimpered as it pushed in. "Hotter in here," he muttered.

Billy reached behind to take the hand prepping him and push it into him more, a sign for Teddy to hurry up with it. "You should have joined me."

"That's because you're in here," Teddy murmured, leaning in to nibble at his boyfriend's ear.

He grunted slightly when Billy grabbed his hand, pushing his finger in deeper. He takes the hint though, starting to move his finger in and out of Billy. "If I joined you, we'd probably be doing this on the dance floor," he half joked.

"That was beyond cheesy Tee," Billy groaned, either from exasperation at his silly boyfriend and the silly things he said or because Teddy had caught the hint and was fucking him faster with his finger.

Billy let go of his hand and rested it on Teddy's hip instead, biting his lip as he practiced as much patience as he could muster and waited through this part. Not that it didn't feel good, but Billy knew what would feel even better. "I could have made that work. Just a little bit of- nnnngh, a little bit of magic to make everyone ignore us." Panting softly, Billy tilted his head back to look up at Teddy, eyes nearly black with want.

"Could be worse," Teddy teased, nipping Billy's ear again. He shifted a little to rub his cock against Billy's body while he finger-fucked him, a little groan escaping his lips from the stimulation.

"Mmmm...maybe next time then," he said, a shiver of pleasure racing through his body at the idea of doing this with Billy in the middle of a crowd of people. He'd be embarrassed by the thought later but right there it was just turning him on more. Teddy leaned down to catch Billy's lips for a kiss as he pressed a second finger into him, hoping to distract from and muffle any noises.

If he had been thinking straight there'd be no way Billy would even humor such thoughts, he wasn't an exhibitionist and the thought seemed kind of creepy. But Billy's mind was blanketed in a thick haze of lust and right now he wanted everyone to see that Teddy was his and only his.

Their positions made the kiss awkward but Billy returned it eagerly. Teddy's cock was hot against his skin and all Billy could think about was how it'd feel even hotter inside him. Billy tried to communicate his impatience with whines and playful growls, pressing up tightly against the other boy and rolling his hips.

Teddy chuckled softly into the kiss at all the noises Billy was making. He started scissoring and spreading his fingers to stretch Billy faster. As eager as he was to get inside the other, Teddy also didn't want to hurt him.

"Almost ready, Bee," he muttered against the smaller male's lips, using his powers to make his fingers a little bigger to help speed things along.

Billy sighed in defeat since Teddy didn't look like he was going to give in to him at this moment. At least Teddy made it worth it- his knees buckled slightly as Teddy's fingers grew in him, touching that place deep inside him that made him arch and squirm filthily. The new thickness helped ease his hunger while increasing his desperation at the same time and Billy thought he might go mad before Teddy finally deemed him ready.

"God Tee please fuck me already, put it in me, want it, need it," he begged, grabbing Teddy's cock and guiding it toward his ass to rub against him. If Teddy wasn't going to give it to him he'd just have to take it.

Teddy curled his fingers to press against Billy's prostate after that sigh. He wanted a better sound than that from his boyfriend.

The blond paused as he rubbed against Billy. "Fine," he murmured, pulling his fingers out slowly. "But don't blame me if you need me to carry you the rest of the night," he teased, liberally coating his cock and positioning the head at Billy's hole. Taking hold of Billy's hips, Teddy started to press in at a slow and steady pace.

"It'll still be your fault since you're the one that dragged me in here," he pointed out, wearing a pleased smile as Teddy finally gave in. Unless Teddy purposefully made his dick larger just to be a, well, dick about it Billy thought he'd be able to handle him and honestly by this point he was so turned on that he didn't care if he wouldn't be able to walk for a week. He went very, very still, breathing hard, whimpering just slightly at the first touch of Teddy's cock to his hole-

"Fff-fuck holy shit Tee, oh fuck." Billy's entire body tensed up but not from pain- it felt good, that exquisite feeling of being filled up with just a slight burn, too good, and he had almost come right then. Hands braced on the door, Billy rested his forehead against the hard wood and panted heavily, concentrating on the music and the low hum of other voices to get his body back under control. Once he stopped feeling like he was a hair-trigger away from coming he laughed hoarsely and turned his head to press his cheek to the door, rocking his hips back on Teddy and groaning. "Fuck Tee, god you feel so good."

"Mm, still your fault for being impatient too ," Teddy teased back. He'd kept his cock at it's usual 'default', not wanting to hurt Billy or burst the condom. He stayed slow, ducking his head down to nibble and kiss Billy's neck while inching into him. Once he was fully buried inside Billy, Teddy stilled to let him adjust.

"You feel amazing, Bee. I wanted you so bad when I saw you dancing," he murmured into Billy's ear. "Next time I'm dancing with you."

While Teddy remained still inside him Billy took the time to lean back into him and take everything in: Teddy's large body strong and comforting and steady behind him, the pounding of the music through the door, the dank smells of bathroom and sex and lust, Teddy inside of him, thick and hot and filling every empty space in him. Teddy's voice and words were hot against his ear and Billy moaned sweetly, overwhelmed with love and lust.

"Please Ted," he panted, shuddering at the thought of dancing with Teddy, ending up like this again but even hotter and more frantic. He put his hand over one of Teddy's just to hold while the other stayed braced against the door, rotating his hips slowly back against Teddy to grind down onto him. "Please please Teddy, need you."

Teddy smiled at Billy's reaction, pressing quick kisses to his skin. He was hoping Billy could tell how much he loved him. The panting, shuddering plea combined with Billy's movements pulled a groan out of Teddy. "Don't worry, Bee," he murmured, starting to move in and out of Billy at an even pace. Without really even paying attention to the fact that he was doing it, Teddy managed to match the pace of his thrusts to the beat of the music he could hear through the door. When it registered with him, he chuckled a little and started to kiss at Billy's neck again while thrusting into him.

It had occurred to Billy that he needed to stay relatively quiet so they didn't attract attention but that didn't mean that it was actually something he could do. He was fairly vocal in bed by nature and he knew that Teddy liked it so he never tried to control his mouth, Teddy made it too hard anyway. As Teddy fed the fire inside of him Billy imagined his moans carrying out through the walls, attracting a small crowd to gather outside. He could practically feel the burning presence of another body through the door he was pushed against and it made him cry out loudly, body flushing bright red from the same and arousal.

"Teddy Teddy Teddy, touch me," he breathed softly, pulling one of Teddy's hands to his skinnier chest, wanting to feel the other boy everywhere. Billy tried to match the music and Teddy's rhythm with his hips but he felt clumsy and silly from pleasure and laughed in a drunk, giddy way, the sound melting into a sharp moan at a certain angle that Teddy's hips hit.

Teddy hadn't picked up on the fact that they'd attracted an audience yet. He was to focused on Billy.

"Never stopped touching you," Teddy murmured. He let Billy move his hand though, spreading his hand over the skin he could touch. Fingertips teased nipples and he shifted his stance a little to better thrust into Billy. His other hand snaked down to wrap around Billy's cock, pumping in time with the thrusts.

Billy melted under Teddy's hands, warm and familiar and feeling like they were made to be on him. Teddy's touch always felt like pleasant shocks against him, just like when they had first met and the relationship between them consisted of Billy's massive and seemingly (to him) hopeless crush on the shapeshifter. Now, naked and alone and getting the breath fucked out of him, the feeling was multiplied tenfold and Billy's entire universe was shrunk down to Teddy and Teddy's cock buried deep in him.

Hand squeezing Teddy's tightly, blunt fingernails scraping against the door helplessly, Billy hung his head and concentrated as hard as he could like this until he could push a small wave of magical energy to his boyfriend, both of their bodies pulsing and glowing under the effect of his spell. "Nnnh! Te... good?"

Teddy found it funny these days how they'd both had those seemingly hopeless crushes on one another. The fact that neither of them noticed sooner than they did amused him, especially with how well they fit together and how Teddy always felt like he was whole when with Billy. He rubbed Billy's chest, lazy patterns dragging that hand over the smaller boy's torso.

The wave of magical energy made Teddy gasp and thrust a bit harder into Billy. "Bee...what? It's good but what is it?" he asked, groaning deeply and moving his hips a little faster.

How Teddy expected Billy to answer him coherently like this Billy would never understand, he could barely breathe through the force of Teddy's thrusts, the way he pounded into him that left an exquisite ache in its wake. "N-nothing big. Want you to feel good too." He looked over his shoulder at Teddy to smile, the expression quickly turning into a look of pure pleasure as Teddy rutted into him.

He was close, so close, he could feel it in the way his entire body tightened until it almost felt painful and Teddy could probably hear it in how his moans became louder and quicker. And then Billy felt, more than heard, the door knob jiggle with someone's effort to turn it- Billy gasped and pushed away from the door, a wave of panic rolling through him, Teddy's cock hitting as deeply as possible. "Oh, oh, Ted-" Billy came fast and hard, spilling over Teddy's fingers and arching erotically into the mindblowing feeling.

Teddy wasn't thinking too clearly. That was hard to do when he had Billy breathless and flushed like that. He gave a little groan at the reply and smiled back, shifting to better slide along Billy's prostate. He was getting closer too and as the music's tempo picked up, Teddy's hips did as well.

He noticed the door knob jiggling too and took his hand off Billy's chest to press it against the door. No one was getting in as long as he was holding on. He wasn't far behind Billy when it came to orgasm, sliding in one last time before giving a moan with his orgasm.

"Holy fuck how are you real." Billy laughed breathlessly, his mind still spinning blissfully from his orgasm. Once he was sure that Teddy had finished too Billy pulled away from him slowly, hissing at the burn at his raw entrance that was noticeable now that he could think straight again. He turned around to lean into Teddy's chest, squeezing his arms around him and nuzzling his neck before running his tongue along his skin, tasting sweat and just- Teddy.

But then he remembered where they were and that there were probably a handful of people waiting outside the door for their, what, walk of shame? and he groaned. "Oh my god I just had really fantastic sex in a public bathroom. How is this my life. So you have an escape plan right? Since this was your idea and all."

"That's my line," Teddy laughed back, burying his face against Billy's neck for a moment. His hips jerked a few time as his orgasm died down. When Billy pulled off him, Teddy moaned softly. Keeping on hand on the door, Teddy wrapped his arm around Billy to hold him close.

The question had Teddy flashing a 'deer in the headlights' look. He had not planned that far ahead and his cheeks colored with some embarrassment. "Uhh...we straighten our clothes and then make ourselves look like other people before heading out there? Or just teleport outside and sneak back in like nothing happened?"

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