sneaking sex meme

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SNEAKING SEX MEME

You and someone are determined to get it on. True, there is a time and place for everything but it's grown hard to ignore your urges. So, sex happens! But, you gotta be sneaky about it.

• Roll RNG or pick a number below.
• Try not to get caught.


01 / PARTY. You may be drunk and met a total stranger. Or maybe your significant other is urging you to have some quickies in the bathroom. The booming music could be a good cover to hide your moans.
02 / WORK. Office building? You're horny and you need to get it out of your system if you plan at being a productive member of society.
03 / OBLIGATORY INCEST OPTION. This taboo is more along the lines of sneaking all the time, not just at an event.
04 / SHOPPING. There aren't cameras in changing stalls, are there?
05 / MOVIE THEATRE. The popcorn trick doesn't work all the time.
06 / SCHOOL. Having an affair with a teacher or wanting to have sex on campus? Better be extra careful.

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[surprisealienprince]

"Mm, still your fault for being impatient too ," Teddy teased back. He'd kept his cock at it's usual 'default', not wanting to hurt Billy or burst the condom. He stayed slow, ducking his head down to nibble and kiss Billy's neck while inching into him. Once he was fully buried inside Billy, Teddy stilled to let him adjust.

"You feel amazing, Bee. I wanted you so bad when I saw you dancing," he murmured into Billy's ear. "Next time I'm dancing with you."

[notthor]

While Teddy remained still inside him Billy took the time to lean back into him and take everything in: Teddy's large body strong and comforting and steady behind him, the pounding of the music through the door, the dank smells of bathroom and sex and lust, Teddy inside of him, thick and hot and filling every empty space in him. Teddy's voice and words were hot against his ear and Billy moaned sweetly, overwhelmed with love and lust.

"Please Ted," he panted, shuddering at the thought of dancing with Teddy, ending up like this again but even hotter and more frantic. He put his hand over one of Teddy's just to hold while the other stayed braced against the door, rotating his hips slowly back against Teddy to grind down onto him. "Please please Teddy, need you."

[surprisealienprince]

Teddy smiled at Billy's reaction, pressing quick kisses to his skin. He was hoping Billy could tell how much he loved him. The panting, shuddering plea combined with Billy's movements pulled a groan out of Teddy. "Don't worry, Bee," he murmured, starting to move in and out of Billy at an even pace. Without really even paying attention to the fact that he was doing it, Teddy managed to match the pace of his thrusts to the beat of the music he could hear through the door. When it registered with him, he chuckled a little and started to kiss at Billy's neck again while thrusting into him.

[notthor]

It had occurred to Billy that he needed to stay relatively quiet so they didn't attract attention but that didn't mean that it was actually something he could do. He was fairly vocal in bed by nature and he knew that Teddy liked it so he never tried to control his mouth, Teddy made it too hard anyway. As Teddy fed the fire inside of him Billy imagined his moans carrying out through the walls, attracting a small crowd to gather outside. He could practically feel the burning presence of another body through the door he was pushed against and it made him cry out loudly, body flushing bright red from the same and arousal.

"Teddy Teddy Teddy, touch me," he breathed softly, pulling one of Teddy's hands to his skinnier chest, wanting to feel the other boy everywhere. Billy tried to match the music and Teddy's rhythm with his hips but he felt clumsy and silly from pleasure and laughed in a drunk, giddy way, the sound melting into a sharp moan at a certain angle that Teddy's hips hit.

[surprisealienprince]

Teddy hadn't picked up on the fact that they'd attracted an audience yet. He was to focused on Billy.

"Never stopped touching you," Teddy murmured. He let Billy move his hand though, spreading his hand over the skin he could touch. Fingertips teased nipples and he shifted his stance a little to better thrust into Billy. His other hand snaked down to wrap around Billy's cock, pumping in time with the thrusts.

[notthor]

Billy melted under Teddy's hands, warm and familiar and feeling like they were made to be on him. Teddy's touch always felt like pleasant shocks against him, just like when they had first met and the relationship between them consisted of Billy's massive and seemingly (to him) hopeless crush on the shapeshifter. Now, naked and alone and getting the breath fucked out of him, the feeling was multiplied tenfold and Billy's entire universe was shrunk down to Teddy and Teddy's cock buried deep in him.

Hand squeezing Teddy's tightly, blunt fingernails scraping against the door helplessly, Billy hung his head and concentrated as hard as he could like this until he could push a small wave of magical energy to his boyfriend, both of their bodies pulsing and glowing under the effect of his spell. "Nnnh! Te... good?"

[surprisealienprince]

Teddy found it funny these days how they'd both had those seemingly hopeless crushes on one another. The fact that neither of them noticed sooner than they did amused him, especially with how well they fit together and how Teddy always felt like he was whole when with Billy. He rubbed Billy's chest, lazy patterns dragging that hand over the smaller boy's torso.

The wave of magical energy made Teddy gasp and thrust a bit harder into Billy. "Bee...what? It's good but what is it?" he asked, groaning deeply and moving his hips a little faster.

[notthor]

How Teddy expected Billy to answer him coherently like this Billy would never understand, he could barely breathe through the force of Teddy's thrusts, the way he pounded into him that left an exquisite ache in its wake. "N-nothing big. Want you to feel good too." He looked over his shoulder at Teddy to smile, the expression quickly turning into a look of pure pleasure as Teddy rutted into him.

He was close, so close, he could feel it in the way his entire body tightened until it almost felt painful and Teddy could probably hear it in how his moans became louder and quicker. And then Billy felt, more than heard, the door knob jiggle with someone's effort to turn it- Billy gasped and pushed away from the door, a wave of panic rolling through him, Teddy's cock hitting as deeply as possible. "Oh, oh, Ted-" Billy came fast and hard, spilling over Teddy's fingers and arching erotically into the mindblowing feeling.

[surprisealienprince]

Teddy wasn't thinking too clearly. That was hard to do when he had Billy breathless and flushed like that. He gave a little groan at the reply and smiled back, shifting to better slide along Billy's prostate. He was getting closer too and as the music's tempo picked up, Teddy's hips did as well.

He noticed the door knob jiggling too and took his hand off Billy's chest to press it against the door. No one was getting in as long as he was holding on. He wasn't far behind Billy when it came to orgasm, sliding in one last time before giving a moan with his orgasm.

[notthor]

"Holy fuck how are you real." Billy laughed breathlessly, his mind still spinning blissfully from his orgasm. Once he was sure that Teddy had finished too Billy pulled away from him slowly, hissing at the burn at his raw entrance that was noticeable now that he could think straight again. He turned around to lean into Teddy's chest, squeezing his arms around him and nuzzling his neck before running his tongue along his skin, tasting sweat and just- Teddy.

But then he remembered where they were and that there were probably a handful of people waiting outside the door for their, what, walk of shame? and he groaned. "Oh my god I just had really fantastic sex in a public bathroom. How is this my life. So you have an escape plan right? Since this was your idea and all."

[surprisealienprince]

"That's my line," Teddy laughed back, burying his face against Billy's neck for a moment. His hips jerked a few time as his orgasm died down. When Billy pulled off him, Teddy moaned softly. Keeping on hand on the door, Teddy wrapped his arm around Billy to hold him close.

The question had Teddy flashing a 'deer in the headlights' look. He had not planned that far ahead and his cheeks colored with some embarrassment. "Uhh...we straighten our clothes and then make ourselves look like other people before heading out there? Or just teleport outside and sneak back in like nothing happened?"

[notthor]

Billy snorted and huffed, all of that sounded terribly complicated when he just wanted to cling to Teddy and perhaps have another go at him in half an hour. "And suddenly I am remembering all of those failed attempts at Assassin's Creed and it all makes sense."

While he mulled over their choices he took the time to get redressed properly and make them both look presentable. "I'm gonna go with option 2b- teleport us home because I am not going back out on the dance floor. Plus I am not done with you tonight but what I have planned for you is not going to take place in a dirty bathroom." He grinned leeringly at Teddy, hands fisting in his shirt to pull him down for a hard kiss before breaking away to do an Iwantto spell and get them out of there.

[surprisealienprince]

"It's not my fault you're so distracting," Teddy teased, leaning down and kissing the tip of Billy's nose. "And that you like to try to handle my joystick while I'm playing games," he knew it was a corny joke but he couldn't help it.

Teddy helped redress himself as much as he could with one arm, waiting for Billy to decide. The option chosen and Billy mentioning he had plans made the blond smile. "Well," he began, wrapping his free arm around Billy again. "I'm looking forward to seeing where it will happen then."