LET'S HIT THE FUCKING SHOWERS

[misandrist]

>YOU ARE IN THE SHOWER HALL AT A YMCA
>HERE WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO SO YOU GET THE GENERAL IDEA OF HOW THIS SHIT WORKS
>ALL THE SHOWERS ARE ON
>THE HALL NEVER ENDS
>YOU ARE EITHER NAKED OR IN A ~HILARIOUS~ SWIMSUIT
>THE SWIMSUIT IS REQUIRED IF THE CHARACTER IS UNDERAGED SO I DON'T GET THE FBI ALL UP IN MY ASS
>ALSO: THERE IS NO SOAP
>NONE
>FUCK RNG GO CRAZY WITH THIS SHIT
gratuitously copy and pasted from this bullshit right here

Comments

[halfcow]

Dude, I just told ya, they mixed human DNA with animal DNA!

[not_so_big_and_bad]

You have yet to tell me why all of this is even necessary? For shits and giggles? Knowin' humans, I can't put it past them to fuck with nature just for funsies.

[halfcow]

Because they are dumb-fuck-tards and they used their science to fuck up really bad and so they weren't able to have kids anymore. So, they decided to use that science and create us, Halfs. We can reproduce. [Ryoki goes under the shower, scrubbing his hair]

So, two Halfs would breed and give birth to Quarters, who'd breed and so on, until you got a pure human who can reproduce again. [he rises his head]

We are reproduction cattle. [see why he hates that word?]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

That's a hell of a roundabout way of doin' it. If their science is that goddamned advanced, they should be capable of just fixin' the DNA errors that would cause the sterility.

[halfcow]

Don't fucking know, don't fucking care, they can all go screw themselves.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

Not that you're bitter or anything.

[halfcow]

F'course I'm bitter. [he walks away from the shower, shaking his head]

They hate us, though they made us to save their pathetic race. Say we are sinful monster, tho they created the sin. [he laughs bitterly]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

At least you HAVE a species. I'm willin' to bet you've never seen a werewolf runnin' about. Guess what? Neither have I.

As far as I know, I fuckin' AM the last Japanese werewolf.

[halfcow]

Eh, aren't you bitter too? [smirk]