LET'S HIT THE FUCKING SHOWERS

[misandrist]

>YOU ARE IN THE SHOWER HALL AT A YMCA
>HERE WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO SO YOU GET THE GENERAL IDEA OF HOW THIS SHIT WORKS
>ALL THE SHOWERS ARE ON
>THE HALL NEVER ENDS
>YOU ARE EITHER NAKED OR IN A ~HILARIOUS~ SWIMSUIT
>THE SWIMSUIT IS REQUIRED IF THE CHARACTER IS UNDERAGED SO I DON'T GET THE FBI ALL UP IN MY ASS
>ALSO: THERE IS NO SOAP
>NONE
>FUCK RNG GO CRAZY WITH THIS SHIT
gratuitously copy and pasted from this bullshit right here

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aradia megido | hamsteak

[joyless]

[gently rusting
in this abomination
this is stupid]

bullseye | marvel 616

[bullseye]

[totally confident in his birthday suit, blending in (UH THIS IS TOTALLY A HIT JOB DON'T ASK), getting his head wet before he realizes there's no soap...]

Ryoki | Fire Candy | OTA

[halfcow]

[Naked, of course. Shame? What's that.

Unless you are a girl, then he'll be the lamest guy on the planet]

hyūga hinata ☯ naruto

[jishin]

( She's down the hall some, attempting to be alone as she showers in her bathingsuit.

Thankfully the showers are running and will wash away all blood from the nosebleeds. )

[faceache]

[ this nastyass puke-green punk just STROLLS IN, stark naked. nbd. he has soap.

and he turns on the shower and starts vigorously rubbing the bar in his ass crack. ]

James Vega | Mass Effect 3

[notromanceable]

[This is entirely too much Vega to be contained by a swimsuit.]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

Yo, you wanna' quit hoggin' the goddamned water, or what?

[halfcow]

[naked large dude. Who looks like a half. UH.]

No fuckin' way. Got here first, suck it up and wait.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

[Naked large dude who wonders why you look like a slightly younger, less buff him.]
Listen, you...whatever you are. Everyone has a right to this water. Either leave, or make room for me. Either way, I'm gettin' that shower steam. I am NOT standin' in the cold spot.

[halfcow]

[that is indeed a good question, and it's also very true they look much alike]

... Whatever. Just keep some distance, don't really wanna feel ya rubbing against me. [and Ryoki gives some room]

oerba dia vanille ☆彡 final fantasy xiii

[beaming]

Fatima | Luminous Arc 2

[shadowfrost]

[ Fatima's swimsuit is actually rather nice, even if wearing it in the pool, the springs, or anywhere else makes her a bit embarrassed.

Oh well, embarrassment is for later. It's shower time now. ]

[doyoulikethemusic]

My, it's rare to see that out in the open.

[Don't mind her, Fatima. She's just enjoying the relaxing shower, in her own swimsuit as well.]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

[He grudgingly moves in, scrubbing himself up.]

...Does anyone smell livestock in here?

[shadowfrost]

[ adljfksad ohai Sadie, quit sneaking up on her like that. GAWD ]

Well it's not like I wear it for many other occasions.

[halfcow]

[He was scrubbing but he stops at the question] Ah-ah, so fucking funny. Ya don't smell like goddamn roses, either.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

...Seriously? That's you?

Sayaka Miki | Magica

[puellaknight]

[ She thought she was entirely alone in the shower, so she wasn't shy about taking one naked.

Until... The door suddenly opens and in walks in your character, leaving her like a deer in headlights ]

N-no! Get out!

[halfcow]

How can ya even tell? [sniffing his arm] I don't smell that bad.

[thearchangel]

[Why does the Normandy have such small showers.]

Maybe you should stick to using a hose from now on, Vega. I think your shoulders are taking up more hot water than you're allowed.

Pit | Kid Icarus

[not_really_a_shota]

[He's not sure why they forced him into a swimsuit, given that he's an ageless angelic warrior. Still, he's not the type to balk at the suggestions of others, so he goes with it. He whistles a familiar song as he scrubs up.]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

I can smell everyone in here, pal. Hell, if I try, I can smell people outside the windows. Wolves have a strong sense of smell.

Eliot Spencer | Leverage | OTA

[distinctive_guy]

Johanna Mason | the Hunger Games

[axecutioner]

[ what is shame. ]

[notromanceable]

[It's a dastardly ploy based on the number of unusually attractive people aboard.]

Hey, I'm just taking up the space that your scrawny ass doesn't, Vakarian. It evens out.