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[ofsocksandmemes]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

Comments

[regarding]

absolutely not. but its a fine bonus.

[aloadeddie]

And here I thought the novelty would wear off eventually.

[regarding]

you underestimate yourself.

[aloadeddie]

Or I overestimated your patience.

[Hoping to annoy you into leaving him alone? Yep.]

[regarding]

so lets discuss width.

[ absolutely not going to work. ]

[aloadeddie]

Width of what?

[regarding]

dildo width.

[aloadeddie]

No.

[regarding]

the job youre working on is hardly a job at all.

[aloadeddie]

And how do you know that?

[regarding]

oh i have sources.

[aloadeddie]

Your "sources" are wrong.

[regarding]

i do doubt that.

[aloadeddie]

Even if they were right, what makes you think I'm at all interested in discussing sex toys with you?

[regarding]

well you havent begun to ignore me yet.

[aloadeddie]

Even if I try, you'll keep harassing me.

[regarding]

oh is that what you tell yourself?

[aloadeddie]

It's the truth. Or are you honestly telling me that the silent treatment would be enough to get you to stop?

[regarding]

youd miss me far too much.

[aloadeddie]

Keep telling yourself that.

You also didn't answer my question.

[regarding]

how good with detail you are.

[aloadeddie]

It's one of my more marketable skills.

[regarding]

well something needs to fund your wardrobe.

[aloadeddie]

Now you just sound jealous.

[regarding]

of your income or inseam? tho the answer is neither i do hope you can keep paying the tailor who hems your pants the way they do.