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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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And how do you know that?

oh i have sources.

Your "sources" are wrong.

i do doubt that.

Even if they were right, what makes you think I'm at all interested in discussing sex toys with you?

well you havent begun to ignore me yet.

Even if I try, you'll keep harassing me.

oh is that what you tell yourself?

It's the truth. Or are you honestly telling me that the silent treatment would be enough to get you to stop?

youd miss me far too much.

Keep telling yourself that.

You also didn't answer my question.

how good with detail you are.

It's one of my more marketable skills.

well something needs to fund your wardrobe.

Now you just sound jealous.

of your income or inseam? tho the answer is neither i do hope you can keep paying the tailor who hems your pants the way they do.

Subtle.

I wish you'd use my tailor.

whatever for?

So you're not such an eyesore all the time.

you dont always complain.

Only because it would get repetitive even for me.

oh of course.

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