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The Moment After Meme

You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?

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Uh, yeah. I've got you beat there, Loki. You don't even know.

[There is curiosity now, as well as disbelief, in Loki's eyes.] Impress me.

You want me to fuck you again or just list off what I've done? Because the list could take a while.

I am going nowhere, it seems.

We'll go with the list. Well, give me a starting point. Name something, I've probably done it.

[Loki is going to think about that for a few seconds, leaning back on the bed. This is a topic he is much more comfortable with, and it shows.]

Make me jealous. Any other Pagan Gods? [He taunts.]

Yeah, actually. Tezcatlipoca. He's amazing. We played around with blindness, mirrors and burns for a bit. It wasn't bad, but SHIELD got too close to catching onto him. so. That ended pretty quickly, which is a shame.

[Loki doesn't look very impressed but he seems amused, raising a playful eyebrow.] With the fur and fangs, too? [He teases, leaning on his elbow and considering Stark thoughtfully.]

The fur was a little scratchy. Not a fan. The fangs made up for it, holy fucking hell. You think I work with sharp implements, dangerous equipment, and various metal things just by coincidence? I think my time with Pepper was the most vanilla my sex ever got... not that vanilla is bad. Whatever does it for someone, you know?

[JARVIS sighs that their cheeseburgers are ready and Tony cheerfully gets out of bed long enough to grab them and hurry back, offering up a bacon cheeseburger to Loki like it's food fit for the gods.]

Here. Try this and all your problems will melt away. Life instantly becomes better with this.

[Loki is watching him speculatively now, smirking slowly.] Is that so? [He challenges, lifting his chin defiantly.] If you are quite so fond of monsters, perhaps I will show you mine, later. [He taunts, the glamour that hides his Jotun form shimmering, his eyes glowing red briefly.]

[He looks at the little wrapped thing Tony is handing him dubiously but he does take it, slowly peeling the paper away. He examines it for a few seconds, only taking a cautious bite once he identifies most of what seems to be in it. His eyes widen a little. The taste is... intense, for lack of a better word, the flavours artificially enhanced in a way they are not in Asgard, salt, sugar and fat mixed together.]

This is vile. [He says, and takes another bite.]

Don't make that promise unless you intend to keep it, Loki. [He watches those eyes with a smile.

Tony laughs at Loki's reaction, good naturedly.] Yeah, that was my first reaction, too. It grows on you, though. It's good comfort food when you need it. I'll have to introduce you to the more tasty Midgard foods. You've been missing out.

You'll get frostbite. [Loki warns lightly, despite the heaviness of the subject. He's not refusing, unwilling to back down now that he threatened, but this is a uneasy topic for him.]

As long as there is no roast boar, I am willing to try. [He raises an eyebrow, wry.]

That'll be fun to explain to my doctor. I think the poor guy picked up drinking entirely because of me.

Oh, please. Roast boar is nothing compared to the joy of French fries.

[Loki snorts and takes another bite from his hamburger.] I could heal you. [His tone is nonchalant enough though that's an offer he seldom makes.]

Good. I've had enough roast boar to last me a lifetime. Several lifetimes, actually.

Thanks. [Tony smiles at him, oblivious to the fact it's a rare offer.]

Here it'd actually take a lot of work to find roasted boar. Consider this a safe haven from what sounds like a really boring food.

Don't mention it. [Do not. Ever.]

Perhaps I have misjudged this realm, then. [He raises an eyebrow, wry.]

This realm has enough insane foods to the point where even all of my time and money can't allow me to try all of it. Loki, your boar eating days are over. Consider that personal demon banished... as weird of a personal demon as that is to have in the first place.

There's got to be more to eat in a realm than boar. I mean, that's just not nutritionally sound. What else do they eat on the other side of the Nyan-cat bridge?

Loki merely grins and finishes his hamburger in a couple of bites, patting his lips with a paper napkin daintily as if he didn't just polish off an entire burger in a few bites.

"Oh, we have many more, but boar is the traditional festive dish. It is considered a dangerous game, too, so many hunters go after it. They are much bigger than your own."

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