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The Morning After Meme (Expanded)

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the morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios
① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE?
② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM?
③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY?
④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T...
⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO?
⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN?
⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl?
⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT?
⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!

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[Fuck, his hair was being yanked practically out of his head. He fucking loved it. He loved a lot of things right now. How Eridan bent up his body however he saw fit, not caring about a damn thing except for pressing his dripping, pulsing nook ever harder into Gamzee's willing mouth. He could laugh at this desperation, he really could. Except that it was great, it was nothing to laugh at because it turned him the fuck on, and even though he was a reckless, violent sex machine right now, he would never be in the state of mind to forget all the feelings he had for this boy.

He hung on his every word, relishing that cracked, pleading whine, sucking his tongue back in to his mouth and crawling up Eridan's frontside, keeping his legs clamped open with his hands and plastering a cruel grin all over his filthy, jade-smeared face.]

Please what?

[Eridan whined like a wiggler denied desert by his lusus when Gamzee's tongue retreated. He whined a lot louder when the very air of the room seemed to slide against the swollen edges of his nook. Fuck. Fuck. It throbbed and clenched and he felt himself keenly aware of the trails of moisture sliding down, down all the way into the sheets. He would have felt suitably mortified about that, honest, were it not for the fact suddenly there was clown in his face. Clown with... oh. Oh god. That was...

For the third time that night, something in the back of Eridan's brain went ping. And his entire body shivered with lust. Fuck, that was filthy. That was hideous and horrible and disgusting and gross and he was so turned on. Air might be enough to do him in, after all, maybe. Maybe. But why have air. Eridan's hands curled into fists around Gamzee's horns and pulled and then he was kissing that filthy, hideous mouth full of filthy, hideous teeth and tasting all the filthy, hideous things Gamzee had been licking in the past few minutes.]

[He had to take a second to listen to these sounds. Not like he had before, with a lust-driven ferocity, but with a more subdued, desperate need. He was fucking whining for it, arched up, panting, leaking all over the bed and just in agony.

Then, there was a pressure and forceful tugging around his horns that dragged a groan out of him, a groan which was promptly stifled by the slimy, messy kiss Eridan had initiated. He opened his mouth, sliding that dirty tongue into Eridan's this time, putting a hand against his chest and pushing him back on to the bed roughly. He could feel the jade dripping off of his face and on to the other's. He could taste that delicious shit all over their kiss, connecting their lips with stringy, drooping lines as he pulled away to look down at Eridan - covered in his own mess, lying there impatiently, begging for him and not giving a single fuck about anything except for getting something in that nook of his again.

This was the point he'd been after. He'd yanked all the screams out of him he could. And now he was going to rip out some more of them. His body shook with anticipation, and, embarrassingly enough, he couldn't get that under control. It was his turn to wrench a hand around one of Eridan's jagged horns, pulling his head back and sinking his teeth into his neck one more time, hooking his other hand underneath one of Eridan's legs and cranking it up, shakily, shakily. He was panting, trembling over him, and yet still managed to be talking shit.]

You'll get it now, motherfucker. Let's all see how much noise you still got left in you.

[He growled, something feral and bleating, slicing his claws down any inch of Eridan's body he could find and slamming his aching bulge into the waiting, wet, green warmth.]

[Eridan keened at the bite, shuddering violently in Gamzee's grip. He snarled at the taunt, teeth glistening indigo and jade, and then he keened again, loud and wanton because he was full, fuck it all, and it felt like he was dying. He gasped for breath, claws digging into Gamzee's scalp, hips shoving up.

The edges of everything were sharp and stark, lust roaring in his ears, demanding more. More. He might have growled the word out, greedy and wanton and fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He was a soggy mess, writhing into the claws sliding his skin. And there was jade everywhere, everywhere. He was dissolving into something vibrant and tense. The bleating only made it worse, the bleating made Gamzee was up there with him. A far more certain sign than the warmth prying him apart, inside out.]

Move, grubfucking hell, just fucking move.

[He didn't give a shit about the front, the games, the tantalizing, torturous way he would pull a reaction out of Eridan the rest of the way. He'd dropped it as soon as their bodies connected. He just couldn't keep that act up - he was just as big a mess as Eridan was, lifting his face up against Eridan's cheek and just pressing it there because fuck he didn't have any brain to tell him what to do, and he groaned and made these crazy noises, moving like he was instructed to, and then some.

Fuck, all that jade made it so fucking easy to lose control, slamming in and out of him at a chaotic pace, turning his head around to kiss up Eridan's jawline. He only partially succeeded, dissolving into moans and shuddering hot breaths against his neck.]

Fuck, ahh, fuck, fuckkkk!

[The shaking arm holding Eridan's leg tensed, forcing it up like he'd been doing earlier in the bathroom, throwing the crook of it over his shoulder and sliding back up to press their foreheads together as he continued to fuck them both senseless.]

[He was beautiful like that, wild and crazy and absolutely unstoppable. Eridan might have killed him if he stopped. But he didn't, he kept going and he shifted and the way he pulled his leg over his shoulder changed the angle, and he whimpered as it did, because it was so good. He stared into those eyes as he gave himself to it, each thrust dragging the most embarrassing sounds out of his throat. Except they weren't really embarrassing because there was no one else to hear them, and Eridan certainly didn't mind Gamzee listening to the worst he could sound like, when he was lost in the rhythm of their hips.

And then, every now and then, he'd slide in just the right way, the right speed, the right force, and Eridan would keen again, wanton as his mind unraveled. He couldn't last forever and he didn't want to.

He was so close... He tilted his chin up and caught Gamzee's mouth in his own. He didn't even add teeth to it. Just lips and tongue and all that starving hunger that drove him to the edge.]

[And Eridan was this little miracle he couldn't even begin to comprehend - all raw, sweet noises and this perfectly heated tightness that seemed intent on making him use every single vocal cord he had as it pulsed and pulled around him. Eridan was well to know better than to be embarrassed of those harmonious, wild noises he was making, because Gamzee was doing much of the same, growing louder and louder as his hips rocked frantically, eccentrically.

The room was silent no more. Both of them filling it up with their hoarse voices, bed rocking dangerously, cracking against the wall from both of them trying to meet each other, up and down, as fast as they could.

When Eridan keened beneath him, he almost lost it several times, biting down on his own lip and forcing out another feral groan, dissolving in to a fit of shudders and cries and fuck, was he being noisy as all bloody hell. And then he was being kissed without all those teeth and without the pain and it was just Eridan, soft and loving and his Eridan, and he whined more into the kiss simply because he couldn't help it, but he kissed back, body wracking with shakes because fuck, fuck he was almost there, come on, come on, just a little more.]

[Climax was quiet and terrifying in that he lost his breath, stumbling on a cry that ended abruptly as his lugs emptied and his entire body tensed and locked in place. He closed his eyes tight, so tight he felt tears gathering in the corner of his eyes. But he didn't break the kiss, or let go of Gamzee, holding him close as the knot of tension and lust finally unraveled and he felt himself gushing and oh fuck, he didn't care.

He clung.]

[He could watch Eridan come every second of his life and it would still never be enough. Gamzee's hands came up to stroke his cheeks, his neck, down his back, guiding him through his release while still working towards his own. The constricting and contracting of muscles around him as Eridan locked up felt fucking incredible, and he was suddenly becoming slicker and slicker and tighter and his claws dug in quickly at Eridan's sides as he pounded faster, faster, kissing all fierce and urgent until all of the tension from before broke free with a loud, strangled cry.]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

[He nuzzled their lips together as he cried out, jerking his hips quickly and making his own sloppy, indigo mess spill out of Eridan and all over the sheets. Ugh, whoops.

Breathing heavily and trembling, Gamzee crawled on top of Eridan once more, kissing him softly on the mouth and cheeks. He made a calm humming noise as he did so, running his hands (slowly, this time) up and down Eridan's sides.]

Edited 2012-03-21 13:58 (UTC)

[Eridan shivered as Gamzee finished, toes curling at the honk and the slick friction and the wet heat. He groaned softly as Gamzee moved above him, attempting to kiss back, sluggishly commanding his arms around Gamzee's shoulders. It was an effort to move because he just wanted to melt into a puddle of contented nerve-endings and never move again. He didn't even care about the mess they'd made, which was mostly all over him. He didn't care about the cuts and the bites already crusting with blood.

Eridan purred in the back of his throat as Gamzee's hands found his sides, giving Gamzee a sated, half-lidded look of sheer contentment.]

[That happy purr and those eyes made Gamzee want to fold Eridan up and hold him for the rest of time. He'd clamp every limb around him and never let him go for as long as he lived. Everywhere he went, there'd be a neurotic jadeblood draped somewhere around him. Gamzee was okay with this plan. He slid off to the side, wrapping his arms around Eridan's shoulders and back the same way as he had done to Gamzee, wiggling a leg in between the other's to hook and tangle them together. (It was sticky and messy and he didn't give two fucks about it.)

Thin, idle fingers found their way into those black and green locks, scratching at his scalp and smoothing hair down where it had been mussed, as gentle as can be. In a sharp contrast to moments prior, Gamzee was stroking and touching Eridan like he would shatter at the slightest pressure - all slow, soft fingertips and barely-there palms that slid across his body for not too long before missing the feeling of being wrapped around the boy and returning to holding him against his chest.

Gamzee's heart beat long and laboriously, trying to decide between the fast, sharp, declining rhythm of post-climax and the slow, hard thumping of a thing in the deepest throes of pity. He flushed everywhere, feeling that burning indigo on his cheeks again and not giving a damn about it any more, choosing instead to nuzzle slowly against Eridan's nose and cheek, pulling him close and staring down at him with a look of the deepest, most pure of adoration.]

Edited 2012-03-21 19:55 (UTC)

[The purring continued as he was shifted around, and he half-heartedly nuzzled Gamzee's collarbones, folding himself into a nice, boneless heap that was more than happy to be manhandled. The leg-tangling got a tired, sated groan out of him, but after they settled down, he was quite content to just curl into Gamzee's body, and let him do as he wanted.

Or well, that was the plan. Originally. Then Gamzee gave him that look, and Eridan nuzzled back, just as lovingly. He smiled up, teasing and vibrant and grinning.]

...told you you were gonna like the shower, didn't I.

Maybe I liked it. Maybe.

[He was so tired, but he always had the spirit for banter. He drew his lips into a thin little line, feigning irritation at the mention of the shower, but he couldn't keep that up, and broke into a smile to match Eridan's.]

Coulda done without it and just taken what's to be coming the motherfuck after it.

[He was content with laying here, hanging all over Eridan and falling asleep for ever and ever, even in these soggy sheets. He was used to messes, they didn't bother him. Reaching up, now, to run his fingers down one of those lightning-bolt horns.]

Maybe, maybe not.

[Eridan arched his head into that touch, bumping his horn up into Gamzee's fingers. Oh that always felt nice. Real nice. He shivered.]

Except now we need another shower.

[He was sated and tired and boneless, and he still managed to conjure a devilish grin as he said that.]

[This elicited a quiet growl from him, letting go of Eridan's horn and grabbing him around the torso.]

Like motherfucking hell you'll get a brother back all in that crazy culltrap.

[He moved forward, rolling Eridan on to his back playfully and burying his face into the boy's neck. Sorry, there's no way he's taking another one of those heinous things.]

I don't know...

[Eridan growled, mock-serious as he unconsciously shifted himself to accommodate Gamzee's body on him.]

This brother happens to be very... persuasive. When he wants to.

[He flicked a long, curved horn with a claw, casually licking the corner of his mouth.]

[The sudden, unexpected contact made him rumble, low in his throat, pressing that noise into Eridan's neck and scratching his claws inadvertently against his chest.]

Heheheh, yeah? Do all go the motherfuck on.

[Eridan groaned and smiled and arched an eyebrow.]

Restraint, Gam, you could wait until the sheets are cool before saying that.

[That caused him to snort a laugh into Eridan's collarbone, rising now to prop himself on elbows placed on either side of the boy's head and putting his face in his hands. It felt good to be able to do that. Put your hands all over your own face like that. He hovered just above Eridan, chuckling again.]

Why's that? Too much for you, jadebro?

[Eridan sniffed, as if offended. But his eyes were dancing with amusement.]

I was being considerate, Gam.

[That eyebrow twitched a little higher.]

Wouldn't want to tire you out or anythin'.

[He growled, leaning down to nip at Eridan's neck. It was hard finding a spot that wasn't covered in punctures and welts already.]

Was kinda motherfucking tiring carryin' someone's fuckin' ass all around.

[A toothy smirk, nipping at him again.]

[Eridan snorted, caaaaaaaaaaaaaaasually tilting his head to the side. But not to give him better access or anything.]

Was kind 'a exhausin' wwashin' a certain squirmin' wiggler's hair wwithout gettin' gored by those horns.

[He purposely made his accent as heavy as possible, one eyebrow firmly up.]

Fuck if I won't gore you a motherfucking gain.

[Filthy, filthy. Couldn't he have normal banter without resorting to being explicitly bawdy? Guess not. The accent drove him nuts, though, and he bit down in one of the oozing, jade wounds he'd left earlier.]

[Eridan choked mid-snort at the bite. When he spoke, the accent was just as heavy, but his voice was a mutinous murmur.]

Rub it in, don't you, that I'm more likely to open a can than gore anythin' wwith these horns.

[He snickered, pausing for a beat. Did he want to continue down this road? What if this was actually a Thing He Was Sensitive About? The playful mood would die pretty quickly. Ahh, fuck it.]

Hard to be all imagining opening a fucking can on them, too, motherfucker.

[Fuck what if this was an Issue. He rose up from Eridan's neck, shifting up so his chest was over the boy's face. This gave him enough leverage to drag his tongue up and down one of those angular horns from base to tip.]

Fuckin' love 'em, though.

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i like when you just wake up and you write out a tag and then leave the page before it's sent LMFAO

haha <3

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