The Morning After Meme (Expanded)

[bottecellie]

the morning after ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme → COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios ① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE? ② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM? ③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY? ④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T... ⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO? ⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN? ⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl? ⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! ⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT? ⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN! Stolen from here.

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I steal your bases when I waant.

[sixwinged]

[ --then moves a leg out, to kick Kazu in the stomach. ]

GROSS!

[errandry]

[ SCRABBLING BACKWARDS TO DODGE, FUCK YOU SHARKLING. ]

Told you, you wouldn't wanna know!

[sixwinged]

I think I might die--

Fuck, am I dead? Is that it?

[errandry]

[ INSTANTLY RED IN THE FACE. ]

The hell's that supposed to mean?

[sixwinged]

What did you do?!

[errandry]

I said it was nothing already!

[sixwinged]

I wouldn't, so you did it!

[ putting all the blame on beanpoles, yes. ]

[ also, tossing nearest object on the table at him. ]

[ ignore this face, please. ]

[errandry]

[ WHOA, jerking to catch that coaster. THIS IS HIS HOUSE, AGITO. ]

So what, you think I would?

[sixwinged]

[ he doesn't even stop to consider it. ]

Yeah.

[errandry]

[ red, reddening, redder. ]

>How's this conversation even happening in real life—you're the one who wouldn't let go of me! All right? I dragged you over here 'cause we were gonna get found if we kept going!

[sixwinged]

[ Kazu your face is going to explode. not that Agito's is much better at this point. ]

If we kept going?!

[errandry]

[ where is his hat. why isn't he wearing his hat. hiding is so much harder without it. ]

Fuck—seriously, can we just write over last night?

[sixwinged]

[ Agito's sitting on it, that's why. ]

Fuck.

We'll pretend nothing ever happened, as soon as you tell me.

[ because this might be necessary information, at some point. despite how bad his head is pounding, the urge to rush to the bathroom and stand over the toilet until the end of time-- Agito was waiting, right here.

--well, maybe he didn't need the toilet just yet. ]

1/4

[errandry]

[ this face. ]

[errandry]

[ now and forever. ]

[errandry]

[ and, for that matter, all the staring at his feet. the only reason he hasn't yet turned away is because if Agito takes the news badly, he'll probably need every second he can get to dodge. ]

[errandry]

... We made out for a while, all right? And that's all!

[ and now that he was standing, the marks along his jaw and throat might stand witness to that. ]

[sixwinged]

That's it.

[ yet he doesn't sound like-- that's the proper way to reply to that.

rather, much too surprised, much too shocked. ]

[errandry]

Yeah. So forget it.

[sixwinged]

Tch'.

[ another coaster, this time going for Kazu's chest.

should he get up and kill him, should be put in that effo---

no, no running in the direction of the bathroom now. ]

[errandry]

[ he didn't follow. instead, in Agito's absence, Kazu wandered back to the couch to swipe his hat. standing in the middle of the living room, he glanced at the television—then hastily glanced away again, palming his neck awkwardly. mussed hair, bruises all over the place—god, why was it a warm season? where were his damn excuses to wear more layers? ]

[sixwinged]

[ it took a few minutes, but eventually-- Agito was stumbling out of the bathroom, and back to the living room where he left Kazu.

to stare for a moment, then look back to the couch-- then back to Kazu again, and all of those stupid bruises. yeah, he could see where those came from, then. ]

Alright. This never fucking happened, it's never going to be mentioned again, and if I ever get fucking drunk again and we start that shit, it's your fault, and I expect you to stop it before it gets out of hand if I don't.

Got it? [ yes, his head still hurts, and no, he's still not quite awake. ]

[errandry]

[ hesitating...

... hesitating...



yeah, fuck it, the fog was making it difficult to reach better thoughts. this was no time for tact. ]

Yeah? So what if you try it with somebody who's not me?

[sixwinged]

--like I would ever!

[ you know, fuck this. raising a leg up, Agito went to-- kick Kazu in the side, yeah. except he misses, and-- falls backwards. ]

[errandry]

What, you seriously gonna say I was at the top of your list?

[ but the spite stopped there. they were tired, they both clearly felt equally good about last night. leaning over, Kazu offered him a hand. ]