The Morning After Meme (Expanded)

[bottecellie]

the morning after ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme → COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios ① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE? ② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM? ③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY? ④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T... ⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO? ⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN? ⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl? ⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! ⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT? ⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN! Stolen from here.

Comments

[errandry]

What, you seriously gonna say I was at the top of your list?

[ but the spite stopped there. they were tired, they both clearly felt equally good about last night. leaning over, Kazu offered him a hand. ]

[sixwinged]

NO!

[ he could kill Kazu right about now. just reach his hands up, wrap them around that skinny little neck, and squeeze the life out of him.

instead, he swats away the hand, and- moves to stand himself up. ]

[errandry]

Yeah, exactly.

[ if Agito'd wanted him, then he would've wanted anybody. but that wasn't worth the elaboration. ]

Forget it. It didn't happen.

..your keywords.

[sixwinged]

Yeah, it didn't.

[ just going to. grab his shirt over here, shove it on, and. ]

[ go to the door or something, yeah. ]

1/2 - sorely accurate.

[errandry]

[errandry]

Hey.

[sixwinged]

What?

[errandry]

I'm sorry, all right?

[sixwinged]

--why are you apologizing?!

[ yeah okay, turning back around. ]

[errandry]

[ "jumping you when you were drunk." <- inaccurate.

"letting you jump me and pin me to things" <- too much information. ]

I dunno, take your pick!

[sixwinged]

For being a fucking idiot, okay.

[ this makes him feel a little better-- enough that Agito turned back around, and-- went towards Kazu's kitchen. ]

[errandry]

Huh, thought you were used to that.

[ ... wandering after him??? a little perplexedly, but still. ]

[sixwinged]

Your level of idiocy just rose ten fold.

[ you do that, Kazu. while agito invades this.. fridge, that cupboard, and everything else. ]

[errandry]

What, over one thing?

[sixwinged]

Yeah.

[ Ramen under one arm, coffee under the other. ]

[errandry]

[ llleaning awkwardly in the doorway. suddenly the rest of the grounds feel like Shark Territory. sotto voce as Agito sets about to brew his completely healthy breakfast — ]

Sounds like a pretty regular day to me.

[sixwinged]

[ A cup in the microwave full of water, the ramen set on the counter with the lid half-way ripped off, and the coffee-- just sitting there, yeah. ]

Which explains why your idiocy level is off the fucking charts.

[errandry]

Red alert, red alert, picking up on shark measuring bias.

[sixwinged]

[ MOVING A HAND UP-- ]

[ -to point at one of those marks. ]

Fuck. Put bandaids on those and say I kicked you down the stairs or something. Before I really fucking kick you down the stairs.

[errandry]

[ which gets his hand to fly to his neck in turn before he goes over to fetch out the medkit from another cabinet. ]

I'm not saying anything about you.

[sixwinged]

Fine.

[ Yeah, okay. The water is hot, he's pulling it out of the microwave, and pouring it into the ramen. ]

[ Like this was his house. ]

[errandry]

[ heading to the bathroom, then, to bandage every mark.

... where it occurs to him to wonder how many mouths Agito'd even grown overnight. there are no words for how messed up this is. ]

[sixwinged]

[ you do that.

while he just. waits on this ramen to finish. ]

[errandry]

[ yes, well. he wanders out of the bathroom after the appropriate stretch of time. there are a lot of bandages. only to stare. awkwardly. ]

Huh. You really feel like eating?

[sixwinged]

No.

[ but he is going to eat anyway, shut up. ]

My head fucking hurts and I just emptied out what was already in my stomach. Fuck!