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[supermeme]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel | OTA (human AU available)

[hey_loser]

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[strutwhenyourebluffin]

Husk just looks awkward for a moment, blushing. "What if one eventually turned into another?"

It's his awkward and embarrassed way of saying he has thought about marrying Angel. If Angel would want to.

[hey_loser]

"Oh, ya thinkin' of murderin' me already? That bad, huh?"

Oh look, avoidant teasing, just for a change.

[strutwhenyourebluffin]

Husk glares at Angel, looking a bit hurt. "I don't think I could hurt you if I tried, Legs, much less murder you."

He rolls his eyes.

[hey_loser]

"Yeah, I know... It was joke. Ya know, jokes? Ya say shit ya don't mean ta make people laugh?"

Husk's irritation immediately makes him defensive.

"Jeez, what crawled up your ass an' died?"

[strutwhenyourebluffin]

"Nothing. Don't worry about it. I'm being dumb about this." He sighs. "I honestly couldn't kill you, Angel. If you really want to know, of the options, yes, I'd want to marry you." Well, that's out there now.

Ilya Rozanov - Heated Rivalry.

[rozanov81]

[hollzy]

I don’t get this, wouldn’t you also want to fuck the person you marry?

[rozanov81]

Well yes, but most of the times you just want to fuck and not marry.

You think I wanted to marry every person I fucked?

[hollzy]

I’m not an idiot. I’m saying, if that’s true then it should be ‘fuck, marry-then-fuck, kill’

The other way, it doesn’t make sense.

[rozanov81]

You are being very particular about this, Hollander.

[hollzy]

o ko k ok
Fuck marry kill
Scott Hunter
Hayden pike
Dallas Kent

[rozanov81]

Wow.
Old school version here.
This is truly terrible.

[hollzy]

this is the game! I’ll do one after, come on

bob | thunderbolts* | m/f

[voidful]

Matt Murdock | MCU |OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Because the man is being especially hateful this week

[aperitivo]

Would you say that our current state of things closely resembles a marriage?

Damn the man.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I’ve never been married or lived in the orbit of one but I think we would draw some lines toward particular vows. At very least, you have excelled in the “in sickness and in health” part.

[aperitivo]

As a frame of reference our situation would mirror what a healthy marriage looks like. It doesn’t have all of the traditional trappings, but traditional is not always best.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

My relationships tend to veer to the unhealthy, likely due to a lack of communication and the presence of all of my secrets. If that’s the measure then I can see how it would align. I’ve never been too traditional.

[aperitivo]

Communication issues are on the top ten list of common reasons why marriages fall apart. Fortunately I’m standing with you behind the veil.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I imagine that it’s near the top along with good ol’ irreconcilable differences. There’s a reason I never wanted to be a divorce attorney. You see me in the ways only a few ever have and it gives this, whatever name we are applying, an iron backbone.

[aperitivo]

Incompatibility is, in fact, number six on the list. I’ve been known to counsel couples, but it doesn’t happen frequently. Mostly colleges ask for my input but I have to decline.

We do not have to give this a name, if you are comfortable where we are, but within the framework of this I have eyes for no one else.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I’m surprised it’s not higher. Somewhere is likely finances and infidelity and while I know the money is good sometimes, it feels like a side of law and psychology that feels particularly depressing.

Labels aren’t necessary to feel the things that I do and I’m content to remain sequestered alone behind the veil with you.

[cutyouopen]

It would be a terrible idea to get involved with you.

I still would.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

You should make better life choices.

[cutyouopen]

So should you.

Donatello | Rise of the TMNT | OTA

[soft_shelled]

swiss | ghost | ota

[cornholes]

benr(e)y | half-life vr but the ai is self aware

[benrey]

Nelson Tethers | Puzzle Agent | OTA/CR Assumed Welcome!

[agenttethers]

(KISS, MARRY, KILL)

James Moriarty | Young Sherlock | ota

[thecrownfits]

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | M/F if shipping

[wapow]

Dr. Jack Abbot | The Pitt

[prettybadass]

Wilhelmina "Will" Vandom | W.I.T.C.H. | OTA

[the_w_in_witch]

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[silver_eyes_rose]

Shanoa | Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia | OTA

[ecclesia_glyph]

Lusamine | Pokemon Sun/Moon | OTA

[aether_president]

Dennis Whitaker || The Pitt

[denniswhitaker]

[m/m for ships]

Husk | Hazbin Hotel | OTA

[strutwhenyourebluffin]

[rainbow_angel]

[An actual angel answering, though a different variety than Husk has seen. Very plush wings that didn't really look like they were the thing letting them float. Their halo was different too, and had a break in it.]

Y'know, it isn't until I started to get to know people from other worlds that I have anyone I'd put under anything other than "fuck". It's fuck for you too, since you're one of Angel Dust's friends, but from that I think you can guess who I'd give a "kill" answer to.

[Crim wasn't a violent sort, but even they'd choose "kill" for Valentino]

dr. mel king | the pitt | m/f

[sassymoodynasty]

chu wanning | 2ha

[pridefull]

Aemond Targaryen | House of the Dragon

[darotisentys]

claude bérubé — original character — ota

[dakarois]

( m/m for shipping. )

Dr. Octopus | Spectacular Spider-Man | ota

[armsistice]

Sakuma Ryuichi | Gravitation

[kumagoro]