supermeme ([personal profile] supermeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2026-05-20 06:40 am

fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
hey_loser: (pic#18409182)

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel | OTA (human AU available)

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rozanov81: (18224909)

Ilya Rozanov - Heated Rivalry.

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voidful: ((4) bob)

bob | thunderbolts* | m/f

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thedevilsworkisneverdone: (pic#17968886)

Matt Murdock | MCU |OTA

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aperitivo: (Default)

Because the man is being especially hateful this week

[personal profile] aperitivo 2026-05-20 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you say that our current state of things closely resembles a marriage?
thedevilsworkisneverdone: (pic#17872117)

Damn the man.

[personal profile] thedevilsworkisneverdone 2026-05-20 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ve never been married or lived in the orbit of one but I think we would draw some lines toward particular vows. At very least, you have excelled in the “in sickness and in health” part.
soft_shelled: (197)

Donatello | Rise of the TMNT | OTA

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cornholes: (Default)

swiss | ghost | ota

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benrey: (there are no predeterimed deaths)

benr(e)y | half-life vr but the ai is self aware

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cutyouopen: (Default)

[personal profile] cutyouopen 2026-05-20 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be a terrible idea to get involved with you.

I still would.
agenttethers: (Stare)

Nelson Tethers | Puzzle Agent | OTA/CR Assumed Welcome!

[personal profile] agenttethers 2026-05-20 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
(KISS, MARRY, KILL)
Edited 2026-05-20 14:06 (UTC)
thedevilsworkisneverdone: (Default)

[personal profile] thedevilsworkisneverdone 2026-05-20 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You should make better life choices.
cutyouopen: (pic#18448066)

[personal profile] cutyouopen 2026-05-20 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So should you.
thecrownfits: (Default)

James Moriarty | Young Sherlock | ota

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strutwhenyourebluffin: (blushy)

[personal profile] strutwhenyourebluffin 2026-05-20 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Husk just looks awkward for a moment, blushing. "What if one eventually turned into another?"

It's his awkward and embarrassed way of saying he has thought about marrying Angel. If Angel would want to.
hey_loser: (pic#18409633)

[personal profile] hey_loser 2026-05-20 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, ya thinkin' of murderin' me already? That bad, huh?"

Oh look, avoidant teasing, just for a change.
wapow: (pic#16167359)

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | M/F if shipping

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strutwhenyourebluffin: (facepalm)

[personal profile] strutwhenyourebluffin 2026-05-20 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Husk glares at Angel, looking a bit hurt. "I don't think I could hurt you if I tried, Legs, much less murder you."

He rolls his eyes.
aperitivo: (pic#18450207)

[personal profile] aperitivo 2026-05-20 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
As a frame of reference our situation would mirror what a healthy marriage looks like. It doesn’t have all of the traditional trappings, but traditional is not always best.
hollzy: (conversation pleasant)

[personal profile] hollzy 2026-05-20 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t get this, wouldn’t you also want to fuck the person you marry?
thedevilsworkisneverdone: (Default)

[personal profile] thedevilsworkisneverdone 2026-05-20 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
My relationships tend to veer to the unhealthy, likely due to a lack of communication and the presence of all of my secrets. If that’s the measure then I can see how it would align. I’ve never been too traditional.
rozanov81: (18429208)

[personal profile] rozanov81 2026-05-20 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yes, but most of the times you just want to fuck and not marry.

You think I wanted to marry every person I fucked?
prettybadass: (Lead 005)

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hollzy: (disbelieving laugh)

[personal profile] hollzy 2026-05-20 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m not an idiot. I’m saying, if that’s true then it should be ‘fuck, marry-then-fuck, kill’

The other way, it doesn’t make sense.
the_w_in_witch: (Default)

Wilhelmina "Will" Vandom | W.I.T.C.H. | OTA

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