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Louisa "Lou" Clark | Me Before You | OTA

[bumblebee_tights]

1.) Ohmygod. Why does a can of biscuits open like that? Is life not scary enough??

2.) If I was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily-pad? Y or N

3.) Just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labelled "emergency".

4.) I changed all my sheets, did the laundry, reorganized my wardrobe, AND I've made dinner. Praise me!

5.) He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

6.) Text her or wildcard

5

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

How much have you been drinking? That was me. The worst part was, no one remembered me.

[bumblebee_tights]

I wasn't drinking at all, I was on shift.

And maybe no one knew it was you because you were covered head to toe in mud, tar and feathers?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

It was for a case!

Though, might have went a little far with the tar.

[bumblebee_tights]

What kind of case would need you to do that to yourself??

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

It was a matter of timing. How long would it take to tie someone up, tar and feather them, and drag them three miles through a muddy field?

[bumblebee_tights]

Uh.
Okay.
Couldn't you have done that to a dummy or something though?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Tried a dummy first... it didn't really work right, since the individual was actually conscious for most of the activities.

[bumblebee_tights]

What do you mean? That this all happened to someone else and you were trying to figure who did it to them?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Of course. I did say it was for a case.

[bumblebee_tights]

Well I don't know what your cases are so how am I supposed to know?

[frankly she doesn't want to ask half the time because they all seem really weird.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You could try asking. Though, some I've signed the Official Secrets Act, so can't discuss.

[bumblebee_tights]

But I don't know which ones so then isn't it safer to just not ask about any of them?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

If you asked and I said "State Secrets" you would know not to ask further. Not asking at all shows a distinct lack of interest.

[bumblebee_tights]

Okay.
Urm.
What if I'm not actually interested in them?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Make up your mind. Either ask about my cases, or don't question my methods for solving them. There's not really a middle ground, here.

[bumblebee_tights]

I wasn't questioning your methods, I was just saying that maybe you should find a way to solve them that doesn't wind up with you hurt.

5;

[forasecond]

Yeah... that sounds like Klaus.
He's a quick healer; he'll be fine.

[Understatement of the year, but how do you explain that your brother can self-resurrect? Five needs to get him out of the hospital before they realize whatever wounds he came in with are gone.]

[bumblebee_tights]

He was also not wearing any pants.

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[satanicpanics]

if i were a frog i'd have a lilypad castle flanked by twin sphynxes wherein you'd have to answer three riddles to enter

[bumblebee_tights]

You just watched The Never-ending Story, didn't you?

But okay, what are the three riddles?

[satanicpanics]

maybe

[ He's watched it so many times... ]

wouldn't you like to know
then you could just PREPARE for the riddles

[bumblebee_tights]

I love that movie, it's so great.

Well how am I supposed to answer them if you won't tell me them?

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[doingimportantstuff]

Hey! You did it! Good job! 🥳🥳🥳

[bumblebee_tights]

Thank you for humouring me. I tried getting my sister to do that and she just sent back a 'way to be an adult for once' text.
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