Dear fangirls;

[theinfamous1412]

Ever have something you wish you could say to your fangirls? Well now you can! Post whatever you'd like to about those ladies, doesn't matter if it's flattering or downright rude.

Sometimes you just gotta get it off your chest.

1. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK
2. Start with 'Dear Fangirls/fanboys'
3. Comment to others with sympathy or laugh at their misfortune.
4. PROFIT.

Comments

[aviophobia]

If you hadn't spent so much damn time talking about how big 'Jim's cock was, I might not have picked up on it.

[captaincocksure]

No, everybody does that. There are entire blogs dedicated to the size of my endowment.

[aviophobia]

And you have them all bookmarked, don't you?

[captaincocksure]

no i subscribed. Read them all on one page, it's awesome

[aviophobia]

How do you even fit through doors?

[captaincocksure]

i keep it in my pants until i have entered the room

1/2

[aviophobia]

i meant

2/2

[aviophobia]

ugh fuck it never mind

[captaincocksure]

look, ask a silly question, get a silly answer

[aviophobia]

ask a *silly person* a question get a silly answer you mean

[captaincocksure]

okay but i don't have a question for you right now

[aviophobia]

wow you know what else you are

*hilarious*

[captaincocksure]

i'm glad we can agree on this :D

[aviophobia]

hey, did you hear that?

that was the sound of extra hyposprays lining up to go into your neck.

[captaincocksure]

r u d e :(

[aviophobia]

t r u e

[captaincocksure]

you just like sticking things in me and making me yell

[aviophobia]

wtf jim, are you getting off on that now

[captaincocksure]

no but if you keep at it i might

guy's gotta cope somehow

[aviophobia]

just promise me you won't have any embarrassing reactions in sickbay