let me dream

[gens]

❄ it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonight → a winter open meme

snowfall;

stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.

scenarios;

① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.

② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?

③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.

④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!

⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.

⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.

⑦ mix and match, or make up your own.

- from krystaliske @ memebells

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

What if I just want to make a snow angel now?

[teenyoda]

Not around me. You've lost your snow privileges now. You abused the snow.

[nukeoleptic]

Hey, no fair! How do I get them back??

[ She just wants to smash snow into his face, is that so bad. ]

[teenyoda]

[Yes, Jade. That's terrible.]

I don't think you can. I think it's a permanent no-snow thing.

[nukeoleptic]

What if I threaten to withhold pie?

[teenyoda]

What if I threaten to withhold that thing you like with my tongue?

[nukeoleptic]

I think that would be classified as 'cheating.'

[teenyoda]

You're the one that brought pie into it.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She just begins approaching again. X( ]

That is a completely different ballgame.

[teenyoda]

[She's welcome to. The flames will flicker around and envelop him to let him pass if she gets close enough.]

Is it? Seems the same to me.

[nukeoleptic]

-- hey, don't do that.

[ She's swatting at the falling snow when the flames envelop him to let him pass. ]

[teenyoda]

Don't do what?

[nukeoleptic]

That thing! With you and the fire! It's dangerous.

[teenyoda]

It's my fire, Jade. It can't hurt me.

[nukeoleptic]

I still don't like to see you covered in it!

[teenyoda]

Then come closer and I won't be.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She does, looking stubborn more than upset. ] Bad fire. Baaaad.

[teenyoda]

Hey, the fire's just trying to keep me from being pelted with stray snowballs.

[nukeoleptic]

They weren't stray. They were very much aimed at you.

[teenyoda]

Oh, so now you admit to it. See? I knew it was you.

[nukeoleptic]

I wanted to play in the snow! And then you started melting it all.

[teenyoda]

You put snow up my ass. The underwear zone needs to be kept roasty, Jade.

[nukeoleptic]

It was down your pants, that's totally different. Anyway, you control fire, it's not like you couldn't have melted it!

[teenyoda]

Right, because wet pants are just as awesome as snow-cold pants. Would you like to see how snow feels in your panties?

[nukeoleptic]

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE BACKING UP WITH HASTE NOW ]