bakerstreet | let me dream

❄ it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonight → a winter open meme

snowfall;

stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.

scenarios;

① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.

② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?

③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.

④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!

⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.

⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.

⑦ mix and match, or make up your own.

- from krystaliske @ memebells

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Right, because wet pants are just as awesome as snow-cold pants. Would you like to see how snow feels in your panties?

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE BACKING UP WITH HASTE NOW ]

[Stiles chuckled and closed the ring of fire a little more around her before stepping out of it.]

What's the matter, Jade? You can dish it but you can't take it?

[Guess who was going over to scoop up some snow?]

Stiles, no no no, this is not alright - you had better let this fire drop right now!

Hey, this is all just in the name of fair play. You make my balls chilly, I'm going to make sure your nether regions get some cool down time.

I am going to cocoon myself in a - giant tree or something!!

Are you trying to play hard to get?

[He stepped through the flames with a ball of snow in his hand.]

You could say that.

[ She inches toward the fire border. ]

Come heeeeere, Jade...

[ NOPE she is just scooting closer still to the fire. ]

You wouldn't really burn me, right?

[He has a feeling she's going to try to make a break for it through the flames. He moves around to the side, sidling a bit closer.]

I don't know. Would you feel me up with plants and shove snow down my pants?

[ He would be correct! She is straightening up. ]

Apples to oranges, Stiles.

[Stiles crowds the flames a little closer to her, closing the circle in even more.]

Both fruit that taste good.

[ D: ]

That fire is really hot.

That's kind of the point of fire.

[He's closer now, a few feet away, and he's giving her an evil look.]

[ NOOO SHE'S GONNA MAKE A BREAK FOR IT, just let her steel herself first. ]

[Don't be silly, Jade. Just let Stiles shove some snow down your pants.]

[ She is doing her best to dodge him!! ]

I'm gonna run for it!

[And he's going to do his best to snag her.]

Just take your punishment like a man, Jade.

I am not a man, Stiles! I am the exact opposite of a man! -- Hey, someone, help, this creepy guy has trapped me with fire!

[ Except she's not shouting loud enough for anyone to actually hear. ]

I know. Which is why you need to be punished. Balls, Jade. You don't put ice near balls.

[He's making another grab for her, hand aiming for her pants.]

-- ow, shut up, hold on, I just stepped in the fire!

[ No she didn't PLEASE BUY IT STILES. ]

[He's jerking her back, just in case and maybe making the circle a little bigger.]

Yeah? Lemme see. I'll kiss it better.

It's the side of my leg. [ :(!!! ] It really hurts.

Yeah? Lemme see.

[Snow helps burns, right? Have some snow down your pants.]

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