THE FIGHT MEME

[memehound]

THE (new years) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

Haruka Sakura -- Wind Breaker -- M/M

[tsunkitty]

[4, 6, and 10 are good ones for him. 1, 2, and 3 decidedly not.]

Delia Battista ✨ Star Trek OC ✨OTA, 21+ for any shipping or smut

[attackpatternbattista]

[Probably either a sparring match or similar, or Against the Horde]

felix | fire emblem: three houses

[woedao]

[Good with all except 12, sword users especially appreciated ❤️]

[tsunkitty]

[Can offer Sakura here for a prizefight (and maybe grudge match). Might need to be with fists instead of swords, since he's not much of a swordsman.]

[woedao]

[hell yeah! it fits- this guy's also got proficiency in brawling gameplay wise. I'm happy with those prompts too! lemme know if you want me to start or if you're happy to ❤️]

[tsunkitty]

[I'm cool with starting! Any preference on if this is Sakura AUed into Three Houses or Felix AUed into modern day?]

[woedao]

[absolutely no preference at all! i'll roll with anything!
(thanks for the starter, btw!)]

[tsunkitty]

[Let's go with 3H, then. Okay, starter ...]


[When Garreg Mach announced it was holding a hand-to-hand tournament, it was only natural that Sakura would sign up for it. This is what he lives for, after all, and there's no way he's turning down an opportunity to prove he's the best.

There's a ring set up in the training grounds, a wooden platform with four posts and rope stretched between them. Sakura -- didn't actually check what the rules are, but there's enough fights beforehand for him to figure them out. Two fighters, barechested, hands wrapped, in the leather skirts of grapplers, duking it out without weapons until one is knocked out cold. All of which suits Sakura just fine.

Waiting doesn't, though, so Sakura's relieved when his fight comes up in the brackets. He clambers up into the ring immediately, rolling out his shoulders, waiting for Felix to make his appearance.]

Zangief | Street Fighter Series

[zangief_the_red]

[Bring it. Cross-canon always welcome.]

[kickguy]

[Cross-fighting-game prizefight for these two?]

[zangief_the_red]

[Heck yes! :D]

[kickguy]

[It's not an exaggeration to say that Hwoarang's been enjoying the hell out of this tournament.

It's pretty standard for underground fighting tournaments: A few hours before the fight, contestants and audiences get a text message with the location, and then they turn up at the venue ready to go. The venue this time is an underground car park, a fighting cage set up at the center of it.

Hwoarang shows up in his dobok, taking the time to pull off the jacket and drop it outside before he enters the cage. He's been told the name of his opponent, at least -- Zangief -- but apart from that, he can safely say he knows nothing about the guy.]

[zangief_the_red]

[He also knows nothing, but it's probably better to say he doesn't care. The fight is everything - the thrill of the crowd, the roar, and of course the victory.]

[The announcer, however, knows full well the match he's got on hand tonight - he plays up his fighters to the hilt, to pump up the crowd.]

And in this corner...standing a full seven feet tall and cracking the scales at oooone hundred and eighty one kilograms...you know him, folks! It's the Red Cyclone himself - the man who wrestles bears for fun! Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangief!

[And he ducks to enter the cage, clad in his trademark boots and shorts, holding up a massive fist to greet the crowd. Now, it's Hwoarang's turn.]

Korey Moonraker | OC

[futuredirector]

[5, 6, 7, and 11 would be best for him. Perhaps 10 with a little discussion.]