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[strayderiva]

It’s so much. I’m starting to worry that if anyone ever landed a hit on him he’d just bleed coffee. Instead of dust his bones will just turn to coffee grounds.

[spiriteddiscussion]

It's entirely possible, at this point.
But that might please him, you know? The potential for being used as coffee post-mortem.

[strayderiva]

Think you could still talk to him, if he was a cup of coffee instead of... you know, a regular corpse?

[spiriteddiscussion]

I don't know that I could, sadly. Usually a more substantial body is required.
It doesn't work with those who have been cremated, for instance.

[strayderiva]

Honestly he'd probably prefer it that way. I think if I was asking you to nag him all the time after death he'd turn on me pretty quick.