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[tacoshield]

Don't get lost.

[captaindanvers]

Like you?

[Yes, she can text and fly. The service isn't that great, of course.]

[tacoshield]

Yes, like me. Does the world really need two people lost under the moon? I don't think so.

[captaindanvers]

You ask some people they'd say we all are.

[tacoshield]

That's a little too philosophical for me today.

[captaindanvers]

Maybe another time. Hold on, I think I've got you.

[tacoshield]

What, are you going to beam me up?

[captaindanvers]

No, I think I see you.

[She lands beside him not long after sending that message.]

How did you even get here?

[tacoshield]

Top secret information.

( he pauses, then shrugs. )

I fucked off because I was pissed at something.

[captaindanvers]

Delaware is certainly a choice. Shall we get you home?

[tacoshield]

Please. What the fuck is there to do in Delaware?

( nothing, that's what. )

[captaindanvers]

All right, big guy, you're going to have to give me a hug here.

[tacoshield]

What?

( seriously? )

A hug?

[captaindanvers]

How else am I going to fly you out if here if you don't hang on?

[tacoshield]

Oh, I thought you just wanted...

( anyway yes, never mind. )

You could have just said I'll need to hold onto you. That would have made more sense.

[captaindanvers]

You know, you're pretty picky for a guy who's stuck in the middle of nowhere Delaware. Now, hold onto me.

[tacoshield]

I could walk out of here.

( if he wanted to. but he steps forward and holds onto her instead. )

I just don't want to.

[captaindanvers]

Aww, see, I knew you’d come around.

[Its a joke, John, relax.]

Oh, and don’t worry, the glowy bits won’t hurt. Up we go!

[tacoshield]

Don't drop me!

( is what he manages to say as he grabs hold and she takes off. he does not want to end this day going splat. )

[captaindanvers]

Relax!

[She grips him tightly and flies straight up, then evens out horizontally and shoots right toward New York.]

[tacoshield]

I am relaxed!

( he was somewhat relaxed. but, he's fine, just let him deal with this. )

Just keep going.

[captaindanvers]

[Oh, she's going. Not as fast as she can go, because she doesn't want to kill him, but fast enough. It will take several minutes before they hit New York proper and then they do, she sets him down gently.]

If you're going to throw up, do it over there.

[tacoshield]

( how dare. )

I was in the military. I don't puke.

( even if his stomach is roiling a bit, he's not going to puke. not right now. he doesn't want to look uncool. )

[captaindanvers]

You know, I was in the military, too. I puked all the time.

[She looks him over warily.]

You okay?

[tacoshield]

( yeah well, he hasn't puked in years and he's not about to start now. hopefully the serum helps with that. )

I'm good.

( he even manages to give her a thumbs up. )

Keep going.