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[octogenesis]

But you're going to get bitten all over - it's dangerous to fight them alone.

[ Insert its not safe to go alone, take this kitten meme ]

[zakkusu]

Don't worry about me. I've got a Darth Vader flashlight!

[octogenesis]

[ WHAT ]

I.. I don't understand, how is a flashlight going to help..? I don't think coyotes are scared of the light. Are you sure you're going to be all right?

[zakkusu]

It's bright and heavy.

Anyway, I'm a trained SOLDIER. I'll be okay.

[octogenesis]

Ah, then it's unlikely that the flashlight would be damaged. I thought you meant you were going to fight them with your fists.

Which is entirely possibly, I suppose, but I think more dangerous than using a weapon -- or even something close to it.

If you're a trained fighter, then I'll trust you'll be all right! But if you do get injured, please let me know in case I need to summon an ambulance - although if I'm nearby I can heal you personally.