TFLN

[ldfsh]

Wayback Machine TFLN or TFLN site

Comments

Subaru | Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma

[dancetheblightaway]

1. It will be an insanely irresponsible summer. The only things I plan on not doing are dying and losing my memory again. And even those are negotiable.

2. Somebody had fun out in the field last night. There's butt prints in the dirt between the corn.

3. Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

4. [Text him!]

1

[octogenesis]

Why are those negotiable??

[dancetheblightaway]

Because you never know what might happen! Though I suppose I shouldn't negotiate on the dying part, huh?

[octogenesis]

While that's true, no, you really shouldn't negotiate on dying! I would suggest not negotiating on amnesia as well, but I suppose that one might not be avoidable.

[dancetheblightaway]

I mean, I do enjoy living, so that's definitely a priority. At least I can get by with amnesia if push comes to shove. It just makes things a little trickier at times.

[octogenesis]

... have you tried keeping a journal? Since your responsibilities are inevitably going to put you in the line of danger, if you write down everything you find important and don't want to forget, that could possibly help make things a little easier to deal with.

Actually you might need to keep several.

1

[startraveler]

...You died before?

[dancetheblightaway]

I came close to it a couple of times. Though in a way you could say my old self died, since I have amnesia.

[startraveler]

I have to admit I got myself into many seriously dangerous situations before, so I get it. Amnesia sounds tough though. There's no way for you to recover your memories?

[dancetheblightaway]

Yeah, some circumstances are just plain unavoidable, though there have been ones where I kind of get myself into trouble. [Like eating unknown mushrooms??] There may be. I think I lost them when I crashed through a roof, so perhaps if I get another blow to the head, that will trigger something in me?

[startraveler]

That sounds a bit... extreme.

What about your friends? Family? Can they remind you of old memories?

2

[gamegod]

There have been ongoing rumors that the fertility of Autumn Village's soil is linked to other kinds of fertility.

[dancetheblightaway]

That would explain a few things, wouldn't it? I mean, I'm glad folks are enjoying themselves, but sometimes they get a bit... overzealous and end up damaging the crops!

[gamegod]

And what if someone were to see?! I won't have our village's reputation getting so lascivious.

[dancetheblightaway]

Haha... That is something of a problem if we want to maintain the village's family-friendly image. Perhaps I can have some of my monsters patrol the fields to keep any frisky couples from trying again.

[gamegod]

That would be appreciated... I don't want to be up that late [unless he's gaming] and I may lose my temper if I were to find someone.

2!!

[scrapiron]

You washed the prints away, I assume.

I will not tell the villagers that their chieftain discovered the proof of their antics. Even if I do not fathom what sort of fun can be had with that sort of mark left behind. Perhaps a nighttime picnic?

[He can, actually, but it would be funnier to make Subaru come out and say it.]

[dancetheblightaway]

You better believe it. Last thing we need is the kids getting ideas.

Thank you for that - I wouldn't be able to look them in the eye if I found out who was responsible for them. I could maybe understand if it was summer and everyone was in their swimsuits, but it's a bit too chilly for that!

[He is going to perfect dodge that inevitability as best he can, thanks!!]

[scrapiron]

They would catch cold quite easily in such weather. Rest assured that I will do my best to keep Kotaro and Suzu from having midnight picnics, wherever I can.

I hope that the curiosity of whose anatomy matches the print in question does not eat you alive, Subaru. That would be an unpleasant slight to your stellar reputation, and this would not do.

[dancetheblightaway]

If they're up too much longer past the sun going down, then we're in a world of trouble.

Wha--

I'm not about to go around pondering whose... bottom has left a mark in our fields! It'd be completely pointless unless I did a rear to rear search, and that I'm definitely not up for!

[scrapiron]

That is a relief, then. I do not have to think up reasons to justify your eyes wandering, since they won't wander at all.

Perhaps we should put up a sign, instead. No enjoying the starlight in your swimwear. Would this suffice?

1

[matsurau]

well then, count me in!!!!

[dancetheblightaway]

I figured you'd be joining in. I'd be shocked and disappointed if you didn't!

[matsurau]

that's fair!! the party doesn't start until i walk in, after all~

[dancetheblightaway]

That's certainly when the fireworks start to go off, that's for sure.

[For both good and bad.]