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[santanachamp]

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cw: weed things

[drawl]

Chin up you mopey sack
I got something to cheer you up

( never sent cause, well, he ended up smoking that something himself and forgetting. )

haha oh my gosh yes (1/2)

[hurtling]

( chin up mopey sack??

why must the bitterness of those from that town follow him everywhere he goes? )

2/2

[hurtling]

it isn't something illegal right? I have enough problems as it is.

🤭

[drawl]

Course not, man
I'm in low supply tho so as long as you don't mind sharing we can get real elevated

We gotta get you wrung out asap
Cause if you keep wallowing you're bound to drown you know what I mean?

[hurtling]

first of all, I can barely understand half of what you're trying to say. 'wrung out'? what does that even mean?

and secondly, I'm not bailing you out if you get caught with this stuff. not again.

[drawl]

Wrung out like a towel!
Cause you're sad and soggy and shit
I just want you to have a good time

And you don't gotta worry about none of that, man
I don't get caught twice for the same crime

[hurtling]

sad and soggy and shit? it's called dealing with a painful life event.

( he's just a bit more defensive than usual. )

I uh—

well as long as you don't get caught. I suppose....it wouldn't be the worst way to kill time.

[drawl]

Sorry sorry I get it
Let's just vibe tho ok

You're off right?

[hurtling]

it's fine, I'm just not used to...

( people caring about him to this degree, at least not anymore. )

alright, I can try and yes. you can swing by anytime but uh, do I need to buy anything? you're not going to eat me out of house and home right?

[drawl]

Well

I am a ravenous motherfucker
Not to mention the muchies we're about to catch and all

I'm good with leftover grub tho
Set out some cold cuts or something
You know I'm not picky

[hurtling]

leftover grub huh?

that means I do have to do some shopping. alright give me a list.

[drawl]

( aw, james is feeding the strays. )

You know them bargain brand frozen burgers?
Get like two boxes of those
Some oreos
Barrel of cheese puffs

That should do it

[hurtling]

( more like hiding the fact that he truly was living as if he was on the edge of death. no food, no basic necessities in that apartment of his—

he didn't need his 'guest' to call him a sad mop yet again. )

wait....just the burgers? no tomato? lettuce? bread?

please don't tell me you're going to eat them frozen.

[drawl]

( bless his heart. )

Dude
The burgers are fully assembled, fixings and all
You just pop that shit in the microwave and they're good to go

( seems like they both may need lessons in properly nourishing their bodies. )

[hurtling]

wouldn’t that make the vegetables soggy?

but I guess if we’re ‘stoned’ it doesn’t matter.

[drawl]

There's no vegs to worry yourself about
It's just bacon and cheese as it should be

You want me to tag along?

dw notifs don't fail me now

[hurtling]

uh right.

sure if you don't mind being seen with me.

( aka the man who looked like he desperately needed vegs. )