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[santanachamp]

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[hurtling]

it's fine, I'm just not used to...

( people caring about him to this degree, at least not anymore. )

alright, I can try and yes. you can swing by anytime but uh, do I need to buy anything? you're not going to eat me out of house and home right?

[drawl]

Well

I am a ravenous motherfucker
Not to mention the muchies we're about to catch and all

I'm good with leftover grub tho
Set out some cold cuts or something
You know I'm not picky

[hurtling]

leftover grub huh?

that means I do have to do some shopping. alright give me a list.

[drawl]

( aw, james is feeding the strays. )

You know them bargain brand frozen burgers?
Get like two boxes of those
Some oreos
Barrel of cheese puffs

That should do it

[hurtling]

( more like hiding the fact that he truly was living as if he was on the edge of death. no food, no basic necessities in that apartment of his—

he didn't need his 'guest' to call him a sad mop yet again. )

wait....just the burgers? no tomato? lettuce? bread?

please don't tell me you're going to eat them frozen.

[drawl]

( bless his heart. )

Dude
The burgers are fully assembled, fixings and all
You just pop that shit in the microwave and they're good to go

( seems like they both may need lessons in properly nourishing their bodies. )

[hurtling]

wouldn’t that make the vegetables soggy?

but I guess if we’re ‘stoned’ it doesn’t matter.

[drawl]

There's no vegs to worry yourself about
It's just bacon and cheese as it should be

You want me to tag along?

dw notifs don't fail me now

[hurtling]

uh right.

sure if you don't mind being seen with me.

( aka the man who looked like he desperately needed vegs. )