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Listen, if you wanna talk nerd shit youre barking up the wrong tree.

[ No he likes nerd shit - oh. ]

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT!!!

GO BACK TO SUFFERING BECAUSE YOURE STUPID ASS DRANK TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT!

[ Kirishima snorts- got you there, Blasty.]

i dunnoooooooo
ur pretty nerdy, Bakugou~

WHY???? NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A FAN?
ur just mad cause i'm right

mmm i took a milk thistle and electrolyte shake!
im making protein pancakes too so i'll be 100 in like 0.1 seconds
want some?

Compared to someone like you, everyone is nerdy.

You and Sparky are never right.

Depends, if I eat it am I going to deal with you bitching about your body hurting?

whats THAT suppose to mean lol???
Sero aint nerdy
i can name a few~

u hate being wrong huh?

maybee?
dang Blasty can't a guy complain a lil to his bff??
but ull get warm pancakes in return

Excatly what I mean.
He is compared to you.

[Implying Kiri is such a meathead, anyone smarter than him is a nerd - he's being mean. ]

I've never been wrong.

Sparky you can complain to the fuck you want me to do? I solve problems, not sit there and listen to you yap about them.

I better get them anyway.

are u trying to be mean rn????
WHY???
being nerdy isn't BAD
u just have a nerdy friend and ur both u know ultra
like All Might fans whats the big deal???

[ Kirishima loves digging his own hole deeper. He's got the muscles for it.]

thats not true ur wrong all the time??

buddies are support to LISTEN to their friends, Blasty.

oooh now u want pancakes made by a dummy~?

Literally this is how I always am why are you bitching at me like a wuss now? Shut up

SHUT UP IM NOT A FUCKING WANABE LIKE HIM AT ALL!

When I'm done eating your stupid pancakes, I'm going to beat the pancakes right back out of you for sending me these stupid texts.

Where is my food?

ok im not b-wording u nothing, and im not being a wuss!
lighten up with the b word tho
it's rude!
aaaand ur the one thats all worked up about being called a nerd?

oooooooookaaaay if u say so~

u mean youll TRY to beat them outta me? ur hands gonna hurt.

im making some for me and Tetsu
u can have a stack

pansy
I said shut up already!

Always typing stupid shit to me.

Good, I need strengthening practice, maybe I'll get it in early today.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Finishing up my run.

thats not nice either!?
byt ur texting back????

its not stupid- its just something u dont wanna hear
maybe ur just sensative~

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ Its his turn to be a brat.]

no punching today, im busy!

cool! im in the common kitchen.
be nice to Tetsu he's hung over too

[ TO BUSY FOR HIM??? Also, yes, he is sensitive. ]

BUSY DOING WHAT?

chiiiiill

u can punch me another day! ;;;

[ Red squints, if he tells him he'll just get mad. If he doesn't tell him, he'll... just get mad too.]

im just gonna run some drills with Todoroki

YOU THINK HE CAN FIST YOU BETTER THAN I CAN? ICYHOT'S STRENGTH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE!

You're just going to get weaker with him, so whatever, your choice.

I'm close, better have those pancakes ready.

Ironman passed out or what?

[ Kiroshima rereads that ten times before SNORTING-
oooooh, Bakugou is lucky Red is too tired to show the squad.

Jeez, Blasty.]

DUDE
just stick to saying punch lol

anyways its just drills
we had a date yesterday but ukno
stuck in the roof drunk and stuff;;

be nice Todorokis ultra tough too

want me to shape it like a bomb??
heh
yea he's out on the couch poor guy

Why are you being such a pansy all the time right now? I'll say whatever the hell I damn want to. You don't control me.

Wait, you dating icyhot? Literally, thats the exact shit I'm talking about, he isn't going to be Number 1 Hero letting distractions into his life. You think the greats ever dated anyone?

This is none of you will ever be Number 1.

[ After a bit somewhere in the distance, the door slams open and his loud voice can be heard - ]

Okay, that smells good - shit better taste good though.

[ BREATH RED. Patienceeeeee.]

U CANT GO AROUND TELLING PPL UR GONNA "FIST" THEM????

[ Eijirou BLINKS at the text wall for a second- ....Dating? Wait, distraction? should he feel offended? Wait what.]

huh??
NO I MEANT LIKE A TRAINiNG DATE???

wow hold on

[ Red eyes snap up and Kirishima FROWNS when the blonde comes in- scrunching up his nose a little in a slight purse of the lip....]

One, you're getting regular-shaped pancakes now. And two [ He huffs, flipping a pancake. Somewhat now in a huffy mood.] good morning...

[ Katsuki totally has ignored the text messages because he's entered into the fray with his attention now on Kirishima. Eyes locking sharply with his, giving him a smug prissy look. ]

What the hell are you being pissy at me for again? Did your "boyfriend" break up with you already? [ The asinine behaviors here they come. ] I want four, that run was long.

[ It was long and a bit on the sweaty side with the heat coming down on him like it did, he at least has the common sense to grab a towel by the front end. Seeing as everyone in the damn dorms works out, they likely have a nice little set up for situations like this - wipe it all off. Face, neck, let it hang over his shoulders so he can throw it in with his other dirty laundry when he heads back to his room. ]

Where's Ironman?

[ Kirishimas lips purse harder in a manly pout- from the brazen response he can gather Bakugou didn't read his texts. This guy!

Red huffs-]

did you even read my last text? [ It comes off more as a reprimand than a question, but he's far too tired to check his tone- too busy trying to make sure the breakfast his very dehydrated and hung-over body needs doesn't burn...

Then Bakugou mentions a 'boyfriend'- and Eijirou bristles, snapping a look up to sheepishly scoff, a light tint of red flooding up his neck as he corrects the other Hero.] n-.. o! I mean NO, I don't- it was a TRAINING session. Not a date date. jeez, don't go assuming stuff about people... and stop being confrontational on purpose- my head kind'a hurts. [ He adds-] and it's not manly.

[ Eijirou was usually well calibrated enough to keep the peace with their explosive friend- but last night had been a lot...

Red eyes peek up calmly before he smiles again at the mention of his metallic buddy, pouring another set of two pancakes- and nodding over to signal at a very much knocked out lump on the common-room couch. Tetsutetsu snoring. If it weren't for the fact he was literally starving, Eijirou would be out too. ] .... poor guys totally still out like a light, heh.

No, [ Candid, stated in a way that is a matter of fact - nothing Bakugo says is ever otherwise. However, it's important to note - he seriously does not seem to care, but it's because he respects Kirishima the most that he can be fully himself and not care otherwise. ] What the hell do I need to read them for when I'm right here? [ He flits into the kitchen looking over the things the other has together, annoyed as clearly the food is not done and he's just starting breakfast. ] Say it to my face, dumbass.

[ Rudely, but friendly(positive), Katsuki starts to try to shove(positive) Kirishima away from the kitchen(positive) and grab at the utensils(positive) to cook the rest of it himself. He also completely ignores the whole boyfriend conversation - irrelevant for now, especially when food is more important. ] You're making a mess already and its pissing me off, none of you know how to take care of a kitchen. Go sit your ass with stupid on the couch and get him up so he can get ready to eat. We don't want him choking on the food because he's half awake.

... that's not cool, you shouldn't ghost your friends, Bakugou. [ It is said in a very calm demeanor since its still too early to be energetic- Kirishima wasn't exactly a morning person, but he tried his best to be. Especially if it meant training with Bakugou- or any of his friends really. Usually he lacked the discipline though- but he doesn't give up. And like so, he doesn't give up on Bakugou either-] 'cause, then you wouldn't go around assuming stuff?

[ Kirishima frrrooowns at the accusation of being "messy", as he slowly looks up to meet his accuser, squinting slightly as the blonde came closer- and closer- until he was lightly shoving (nicely?) him a bit without much communication;
and unlike most people, Eijirou stands there and stares. Bakugou pushes harder, and at being nudged- Eijirou somewhat budges, before he breaks into a smile and blinks-] what're you doing- oh, wait I'm making them. [ He stands his ground for about 0.5 seconds until his brain registers what the other boy is trying to do, yeah- Bakugou can probably make better pancakes. But it's also a nice gesture! So he steps to the side a bit-

Only turning to scoff with a tired smile, a hand moving up to rub rub rub at his own scarred eye- exhaling.] no I'm nooot, you're just a neat freak in the kitchen- here. [ With a hum he pivots to find a rag, damps it, and starts wiping the counters-

Mindlessly he blinks- turning to look over to their sleeping friend, then back to Bakugou.] Tetsu? oh, uh, he already ate? he ate the first stack I made? ... that's why he passed out. [ Then he preens- forgetting his cleaning duties to go stand by the blonde again. SMILING.] are you making me mine~?

Don't let the dumbass lay down all the way or he'll end up choking. [ Bakugo makes a passing comment, and triumphantly takes his place in the kitchen when Kirishima leaves, letting him cook the rest. The pancakes are fine, and he simmers the heat a bit lower so the pancakes won't cook too quickly and burn. It's essential to heat it gently and let the outer edges brown slowly.

At least for Bakugo, who suddenly takes the spatula and flings it up to Kirishima's face in order to discourage him from standing over his shoulder. ]

Yeah, go get some orange juice from the fridge and get the hell out the way damn it. You know I hate people hovering over my damn shoulders like that. [ With this pestering he brings the topic up again, ] So what the hell are you going around saying you datin' for? When the fuck you started dating the punkass?

[ Red is distracted by the other Heros technique- lowering the heat like that, slow and steady. Eijirous pancakes looked crunchy and HUNKY- all the protein powder he added in there probably- no wonder Tetsutetsu knocked out. At the mention of his friend, Kirishimas crimson eyes perk up, he smiles and waves a dismissive hand-] naaah, he's fine~

[ Queue a snort-snore from the couch...

Smack. Red jerks back at the offensive spatula- scrunching up his nose with a soft 'ow.' He leans back, only to nod at the directions given-]

Juice, on it! [ With a lopsided grin, he makes quick work of setting up a little spot on the countertop- two glasses, two forks, and one extra protein shaker-]

do you want a pro- [ There it was again. Midway from reaching to pull out the huge jug of protein powder again- his hands misjudged the space and he fumbles the container a bit, once again a pinkness rushing up his neck up to his ears- he squacks back. Offendedly complaining with color on his face-] what're you talking abouuut? I never said- [ He whispers loudly-] I was dating anyone.

I said- okay, I said it was a 'date' but like, it was a "Hey, Todoroki you wanna train on THIS DAY- Oh Okay Kirishima-kun, yes this date and time." [ Mimicking his interaction with the Ice & Fire Hero; only a bit more animated due to his nerves, and he HUFFS-] ... you should'a read my text!;

[ Poor Kirishima, as he whispers, Katsuki just keeps the same blatantly loud tone with him. ]

No one in our day and age says DATING when you are talkin' about hanging out with someone - are you fucking stupid?

'Nd y'all keeping on how I talk is out of style. [ The blonde clicks his tongue, slapping the spatula against the top of the counter, as if it were his gavel and he was in a courtroom making a point. ] That's, out of style; only grannies use dating like that.

Be fucking normal about it - otherwise, I'm not the only one who is going to think you're both dating.

'nd Cut it out with the protein on me, this is enough, [ Katsuki flips the pancakes perfectly one by one, as if on cue. ] I'm using the rest of the day to study, so I'm not going to burn it off.

[ FROWNING, he stuffs the protein powder back into the cabinet because now the vibe is ruined! Kirishima flushes as he rounds the counter to plop down, elbows on the counter- raking a hand through his barely styled hair. Bright red spikes flopped here and there from last night-] some people do! ;

its just an expression-!
[ HUFF, the tint in his face is adamant but only because of how strange this conversation is. He's not usually rambling about person things like this with Bakugou- Denki and Mina
sure. But never the blonde. Plus-] not that there's anything wrong with, y'know, Todoroki but I- ... If I was dating anyone I'd keep it... I'd keep it to myself.

[ His sharp brows knot together when he speaks, determined to the weight of the statement. He serves himself juice instead. ]

.... ....mm, what you studying? [ Anything to change the subject, so he feigns interest in their lessons. Crimson eyes peeking over as he waits for his serving. ]

So what, you want me to call our hangout or training sessions dates now? [ Once again, his tongue clicks, as if finding this whole topic asinine in itself. ] I don't think anyone in this stupid class can keep that shit to themself.

[ Honestly, not with Mineta stalking every which way any one of them often goes. It's annoying, privacy was just not often something shared by any of them, which in retrospect sometimes was funny. The staple of heroes - getting their noses into everyone else's business. ]

Was going to do strength trainning, but you ruined my mood, so, just going to finish up Hero History and then Rescue Work because I want that shit locked down so I never have to think of it again.

[ After a few moments, he'll take the nicely browned pancakes off the surface and plop them on top of one another against a plate he has in his hand. He then motions it towards Kirishima. ] Eat, then go pass out, and get ready for your date.

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