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It would be easier to just lie.

You're not wrong. But it wouldn't feel all that great....probably...?

How do you suggest one 'bring out the good'?

....I guess we covered it with drinking. Or bringing a friend with you.

Ah. I see. You are suggesting that I outsource the ass-kissing to a third party.

There ya go! If you can't fake it, dictate it to someone else.

A brilliant plan. When will you be here?

Wait what
I never said I'd

Don't worry, it should be simple for you. After all, 'all you have to do is flatter someone to schmooze'.

[ you voluntold on yourself ]

I was trying to give you tips, not volunteer myself!

I don't see the issue. You are obviously not busy. You replied too quickly to be.

I could be very busy, there could be a life and death situation...and I might not have a suit

Hypothetically, yes, in some version of the universe those things could all be true.

But are they?

.......You owe me a lot of drinks. And dinner.

There will be drinks at the party. Not dinner, but surely enough pretentious finger foods to make up for it.

I want a burger. And fries.

You could easily order that yourself, you know.

You're right! I could.

It makes no sense why you would choose a reward you could already have.

But if that is what you want in exchange for ass-kissing, then fine. You have a deal.

It makes perfect sense. To me.

Thanks, V! I appreciate it.

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Whatever you say. Just make sure to arrive in a timely manner.

Of course! You can count on me.

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