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[whatam_i]

Do you have to phrase it like that???

[deadbirdarising]

I mean, I could have said that your dick has been in my mouth too many times for us to be straight?

[whatam_i]

Oh my god! Jason!
I....you...I mean!!!

[deadbirdarising]

Am I wrong?

[whatam_i]

Well I mean....no.

But all the other people I've been with and loved were women so I had assumed I was straight.
Until you.
So I guess that means I'm bisexual?

[deadbirdarising]

I mean, maybe? There's at least one other guy who does it for you, so I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that you're like a 2 on the Kinsey scale. Not that it really matters.

[whatam_i]

That's ...a very complicated situation!!

I don't love Oswald like I love you.
You're my boyfriend.
My love. 💚

[deadbirdarising]

I know that. Trust, I ain't threatened by him and not just because I could curl him with one arm. I know you love me. I love you.

Does it bother you, the fact that you like guys? Even just a couple?

[whatam_i]

You could probably do bicep curls with both of us, one for each hand.

No, it doesn't bother me. I just.... It's like learning a new equation and then trying to apply it to things.
It feels strange.

[deadbirdarising]

I'd need both hands for you. You're too tall to do it with one arm.

Yeah, I get that. I had a similar moment when I realized that I actually really liked you. Not bad, just...different. New. I didn't know I could feel like that for someone and it took a bit of work to figure out how I felt about it.

[whatam_i]

Is it weird that I kind of get turned on by how easily you can pick me up?

Yes, new! That's a good word for it.
How do you feel about it now?

[deadbirdarising]

Nah, I kind of love how easily I can pick you up, too.

I like it. I love my life right now. You, me, our orange flavored furry son. It works.

[whatam_i]

Oh good. Because it's very very arousing.
You're so very strong.

...he's not our son. He's a cat.
Your cat specifically.

[deadbirdarising]

Good to know. I'll keep that in mind for the next time you're hyperfocusing on a heist and I need a way to make you break focus.


How can you say that?!? He loves you! His tail goes into a perfect question mark, just for you!

[whatam_i]

....you wouldn't really do that would you? I can't tell if I like that idea or not.

[because on one hand he wants to get his work done but on the other....Jason.]

He does not.

[deadbirdarising]

You bet your ass I would, babe. Just haul you up and pin you somewhere until you stop fighting me and take a break.


He does, too. You're his favorite, actually. It's why he's always laying on your pillow.

[whatam_i]

...........
I...

ah.

[And way to go Jason, you just fizzled that big brain.]

He lays on all the pillows to spread his scent around, it's what animals do.

[deadbirdarising]

[He does love fizzling that big brain of his boyfriend's.]

So then why does he always wake up and dart to the door and start to pace as soon as you get into the building? I'm serious, he starts that when you're at least two floors down.

And you're the only one he holds conversations with. That 'mrr'ing noise he makes? Yeah, only for you.

[whatam_i]

Because he wants to attack me? I don't know.
And it's not a conversation, he's just making cat noises.