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[whatam_i]

Oh good. Because it's very very arousing.
You're so very strong.

...he's not our son. He's a cat.
Your cat specifically.

[deadbirdarising]

Good to know. I'll keep that in mind for the next time you're hyperfocusing on a heist and I need a way to make you break focus.


How can you say that?!? He loves you! His tail goes into a perfect question mark, just for you!

[whatam_i]

....you wouldn't really do that would you? I can't tell if I like that idea or not.

[because on one hand he wants to get his work done but on the other....Jason.]

He does not.

[deadbirdarising]

You bet your ass I would, babe. Just haul you up and pin you somewhere until you stop fighting me and take a break.


He does, too. You're his favorite, actually. It's why he's always laying on your pillow.

[whatam_i]

...........
I...

ah.

[And way to go Jason, you just fizzled that big brain.]

He lays on all the pillows to spread his scent around, it's what animals do.

[deadbirdarising]

[He does love fizzling that big brain of his boyfriend's.]

So then why does he always wake up and dart to the door and start to pace as soon as you get into the building? I'm serious, he starts that when you're at least two floors down.

And you're the only one he holds conversations with. That 'mrr'ing noise he makes? Yeah, only for you.

[whatam_i]

Because he wants to attack me? I don't know.
And it's not a conversation, he's just making cat noises.