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LOL I'll bring #5 back for another occasion XD

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, for the record? That's not really helping.

You're the best ;D

[flippin_peachy]

Sorry.
How on earth did he get drunk so fast?

Pssssh! Right back at you, my friend 😘

[hawk_shot]

By starting early, hoping that would help his balls drop before he made it to our blind date.
And then double-fisting drinks during the blind date.

💜

[flippin_peachy]

Bloody hell.
Wait...why would his balls need to drop?

💚

[hawk_shot]

I don't mean it literally, omg.

What's with men today??

[flippin_peachy]

Well I don't know that.

What's with you thinking about his balls??

[hawk_shot]

I was asking too much of your brain, I get it.

Just an educated guess after seeing how much of a coward he clearly is.
I'd call him a pussy but he wishes he deserved the title.

[flippin_peachy]

More like you were babbling to yourself and didn't want to explain what the hell you meant.

So if it's going that bad, why not just leave?

[hawk_shot]

Oh right, I'm sorry I'm not giving you a detailed description of how my shitty date is going.

Because I'm wondering how long it'll take for him to realize I'm on my phone.

[flippin_peachy]

Hey you're the one who texted me about it in the first place. I think you like complaining about things.

I'm going to guess....2 more mins.

[hawk_shot]

I don't like complaining about things.
I like to rant about dipshits.

You're giving this guy way too much credit.
Has anybody ever tell you that you're surprisingly optimistic?

[flippin_peachy]

Is this particular dipshit at least paying for your meal and drinks?

I'm not giving him anything, I'm more thinking about how slow his reaction time is with that much booze slowing him down.

You think so?

[hawk_shot]

He keep bragging about how much money he makes, so I'm fairly sure he is going to try.

You're still being too hopeful on this guy's behalf.

Yeah, I actually think you are. Aside from right now.

[flippin_peachy]

Let him, order as much food as you can and take it to go and give it to homeless people on your way home.

That isn't hopeful it's just knowing your opponent.

I think you're more positive than me.

[hawk_shot]

And let him think he'll get something in exchage for all that food?
Not that he would ever guilt-trip me or anything...

You're still giving him too much credit.

Maybe. Probably over other things.

[flippin_peachy]

He'll probably pass out by the time dessert arrives and you can slip out without him even seeing you.

More like over most things.

[hawk_shot]

Oh, that would be fun. Besides, it's gonna be a valuable lesson about where his limits are.

Come on, you're always pretty positive about getting away with things.

[flippin_peachy]

Exactly. It will be especially fun if he falls asleep in his food.

That's just called being cocky, luv.

[hawk_shot]

Oh, god, yes. I swear that is the closest thing to gratification I'm getting out of this asshole.

Still pretty positive in my book.

[flippin_peachy]

Who set up this blind date? Your Mum?

[hawk_shot]

A friend. He's the cousin of his boyfriend.

[flippin_peachy]

Your friend doesn't seem to be very good at matchmaking.

[hawk_shot]

Not when it comes to straight relationships he is not.

[flippin_peachy]

Maybe he should set you up with a bird next time.

[hawk_shot]

You probably have a good point.

What was your worst date?