flippin_peachy: (young_Alfred_denim)

[personal profile] flippin_peachy 2025-05-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Your friend doesn't seem to be very good at matchmaking.
hawk_shot: by hypoplasias (so done)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Not when it comes to straight relationships he is not.
flippin_peachy: (young_Alfred_yousure)

[personal profile] flippin_peachy 2025-05-23 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he should set you up with a bird next time.
hawk_shot: by piffles (not gonna laugh)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You probably have a good point.

What was your worst date?
flippin_peachy: (young_Alfred_whuzat?)

[personal profile] flippin_peachy 2025-05-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm.
Probably the one where I nearly got my bollocks cut off.
hawk_shot: by piffles (snorting)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, some girl almost chops your balls off???
flippin_peachy: (young_Alfred_nownow)

[personal profile] flippin_peachy 2025-05-23 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Emphasis on almost.
Thankfully.

She had been hired to try and get information out of me and when I didn't comply she attacked me.